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Mattholomule my beloved idc if I’m judged for that one tbh 🙁🙁🙁🙁
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I wish Hunter never existed. I love Luz so much and she is so relatable and she surpassed Frozen's Anna as my favourite protagonist of all time. Why can't this show focus on Luz and Eda? And give Willow more time in the spotlight, just get Hunter out of the show. We really don't need another Varian, even one was too much. I don't understand the fixation with characters like Hunter and Varian.
White. Favouritism.
Don't know how many times that has to be said before it sticks.
I'm at s2ep3 and haven't gotten to the Hunter stuff yet... I already adore Eda, Luz, and Willow. When I tried to look at some Eda stuff, the tag was FULL. OF. HUNTER. Guys... You can have Hunter, but for the sake of my balls PLEASE let me have my Eda content I need my owl lady
Eda x Reader- See You On the Other Side
A/N: Heyyyy I’m back. Probs not forever my other books are just on hiatus and I’m bored rkjvldnsck forgive my decline in grammar and english Y/N=Your name H/C= Hair colour E/C=Eye colour N/N=Nick name
Small note: Y/N is in the plant coven.
–
It’s the end of the world.
The mad Emperor confirmed so himself. An illusion lit up in the night sky, he was currently in a young boy’s body, his crazed cackles filling the empty air. His blonde hair fell over his blue eyes, as the scar on his cheek seemed to glow in the moonlight. A body swap spell with an unfortunate “bad but sad boy”. “Finally, you witches will pay! Say goodbye, you barbarians!” he states, turning away for a moment. The sky falling behind him never ceased, lighting up the night sky as meteors hit the buildings, setting them alight. Smoke fills Eda’s nostrils, as she clutches her partner tighter. Fire starts to spread throughout the Boiling Isles, as screams of agony and terror filled the sky. The flames were slowly drawing nearer and nearer, surrounding them and blocking off their exit. The Emperor’s mad cackles come to a sudden stop, as he lets out a loud, shocked gasp. “No! Why didn’t it work!?” The illusion disappeared. But the fires, meteors and screams did not. “Eda?” Eda looked to her right, where her partner Y/N stood, staring at her with wide-eyes. “I…” tears started falling down their cheeks, and Eda places a comforting hand on their shoulder. She was crying too. “Shhh. It’s okay. We’re gonna be alright.” She whispers, pulling the witch into a hug. She didn’t know what else to say. Nothing was going to be okay. All she could do was try and calm them down. “I’m just glad that I get to spend these final moments with you.” Y/N hugs back tightly, as the flames dance around them. “We won’t be separated after we die…right?” they ask fearfully. Eda cups their cheek, leaning her forehead on theirs. “No, of course not. We’ll always stick together.” she responds quietly.
– “Eda! Stop that!” Young Y/N whines. Young Eda cackles, lowering her water gun. She’d sto-ehem, BORROWED, a couple of the toys from the human realm on her last visit, and decided she wanted to play with her sister and her best friends, Raine Whispers and Y/N L/N. A hide and seek version, and she was the seeker. And she’d just caught her first victim. Y/N, now soaking wet, gave Eda a cold glare. “No fair! You cheated!” they complained. Eda leaned on a tree. “Oh yeah? How so?” she asks smugly. “You got Raine to help you! I saw you!” they state. Eda chuckles. “Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about i-” a jet of water hit her face, and the witchlet coughs as she stares at her friend. Y/N holds up their own water gun, smirking. “Oh, you’re gonna pay for that!” Eda starts chasing Y/N, and the two wage war on one another as they run through the woods.
–
“I think we should see other people.” Eda never left the hill after Raine left. She sat in silence, calming down the owl beast. But that didn’t stop her from crying. “Eda? Are you there?” Hurriedly wiping away her tears, Eda looks down the hill and sees Y/N slowly climbing up. Putting on a smile, she waves to them. “Hey, Y/N! Wha- what are you doing here?” she asks. Y/N had a look of concern as they approached their friend. “I heard what happened…are you okay?” they ask worriedly, taking a seat next to Eda. The young Clawthorne looks away. “Yeah, why wouldn’t I be?” She was lying again, and they knew it. “Eda….” Y/N starts, but stops themself. Eda waits for the accusation. Letting out a sigh, Y/N turns back to Eda. “If you ever want to talk…I’ll be here for you, okay?” The Owl Lady was surprised, but also relieved. So they weren’t going to leave. “Alright….” “N/N?” “Yeah Eda?” “Thanks…”
–
After Eda had become a wanted criminal, she lost touch with Y/N. They both had their own paths, and it was also kind of hard when Eda was constantly changing her information while escaping her parents. Now, after years of just herself and King, she had Luz to look after. And they were all currently running away from a blood-thirsty demon. “Luz! What did I tell you about going up to strangers?! This is the-” “The Boiling Isles, I know! But I wasn’t the one who pick-pocketed his wallet!” the human cries back, letting out a yelp as she dodges a fire blast. No longer paying attention, Eda starts counting the money from this guys wallet. “Whatever. Totally worth it anyway.” she chuckles. Picking up King and Luz, she places them on her staff. “Well kids, it’s time we fly!” she says, about to pull up. She was a second too late, however, when she accidentally runs into someone from the opposite direction. They’re all sent tumbling to the ground, yelling out in surprise. Rubbing her head, Eda sits up. Only to be face-to-face with the angered demon. He breathes heavily, growling down at her. Taking a quick glance around, the Owl Lady realised her staff is too far out of reach. She chuckles nervously. “Eh heh heh…you want this back?” she asks sheepishly, holding up the demons empty wallet. The demon lets out an enraged roar, lifting up his claw to strike the witch. Eda braces herself.
The demons roars become muffled, as its…dragged away? Opening her eyes, Eda’s surprised to see the demon now trapped in vines. It struggles to break free, but was only dragged away out of sight. “What the…?” “Eda! Are you okay!?” Luz asks, helping her mentor to her feet, King sitting on her shoulders. Eda looks after the disappearing demon. “Yeah. I’m fine. Let’s go before he breaks free and comes back.” she states, grabbing Owlbert. The kids nod in agreement, and get on Owlbert. Eda was about to get on as well, when a familiar voice stopped her. “Eda?” The Owl Lady turned around, wide-eyed as she catches sight on the familiar figure in front of her. Their H/C hair and E/C eyes were unmistakable. “Y/N?” “Oh my Titan, I can’t believe it’s you!” they yell, running toward Eda and embracing her in a hug. “Where have you been? I haven’t seen you in ages you big doofus!” After a moment, Eda hugs back, relieved. “ It’s great to see you, N/N.” Luz lets out a loud gasp. “Mysterious past!”
–
It had been a couple of months since Eda’s and Y/N’s reunion. Upon finding out where Eda lives (thanks to Luz), they wasted no time in visiting her as often as they could. King wasn’t keen on it at first, but when the witch started bringing snacks like scones and cookies, he allowed them entry to the Owl house. Now was one of those times. Eda and Y/N were left alone in the Owl House, besides Hooty of course. Luz and King had gone out on their own adventure. Right now, the two sat on the couch, watching a paranormal show called “Fake or Fake?” on the crystal ball. Eda glances toward Y/N, nervous about something. Unfortunately for her, they noticed. “Is there something on my face?” “What? Oh, no no! It’s handso- I mean, you’re pre- wait-” Eda’s cheeks heated up, stumbling over her words. “It- there’s nothing on your face, it’s fine.” she finally manages to get out, avoiding eye contact for a moment. Y/N smiles. “Pfft- you okay? You’ve been nervous all day.” they chuckle. Eda nervously chuckles along with them. “Yeah…N/N?” “Hm? Yeah?” Eda takes a deep breath. “Look, forgive me for sounding cheesy, but recently…I can’t stop thinking about you. Even when you’re not here. When I wake up, when I’m about to fall asleep… you’re always there.” Eda looks away from Y/N, who’d now gone quiet. “I just…don’t know how else to say I think I like you, Y/N. You’d always been there for me before. Now I want to be here for you. But I understand if you don’t want that…” Turning back to the witch, she was surprised to see them smiling at her, eyes filled with tears of joy as their own cheeks were tinted pink. “Took you long enough, ya dingus.” they state, flicking Eda’s forehead. The Owl Lady was confused. “Wait, what do you mean by that?” she asks. Y/N looks back at the crystal ball, a fond smile on their face. “I’ve liked you for years, Eda. When you started dating Raine was when I realised. But I played it off because you were happy. I didn’t want to ruin anything.” they explained. “Oh.” The two sat in silence, thinking. “So…” Eda said, looking at Y/N. “It’s probably a bit late and awkward now, but….do you wanna go out on a date sometime?” Y/N chuckles. “Of course, doofus.” Holding out their hand, they waited expectantly. Eda gladly took it, and the two sat in silence once again, holding hands as they watched the crystal ball with warm smiles. “Do the details later?” “Do the details later.” Hooty slunk between them. “Hey! What did I miss?” “Hooty!”
–
Eda looked up, catching sight of the largest asteroid coming down. Y/N shook in fear as they hugged Eda tightly. “I love you, Eda.” they whimper. Eda’s tears poured down her cheeks, cuddling them back. “I love you too, my little N/N.” she says back, as the final asteroid struck.
“See you on the other side.”
A/N: A short one. I was bored and this came to my head jhgvnhbvnbjj
Idk why but this reminded me of bojack horseman
Like imagine if eda fucking melted and said "oh y/n, there is no other side" 😭😭
Don’t be sad look at these wolves with watermelons
I love you
@wondero28 why did I think of werewolf T LMAO
Werewolf T would 100% present the reader with entire watermelons or pumpkins or just various large snacks & he refuses to use his fully functioning humanish hands to carry them
Wolf T: I heard you were hungry
Y/N: T, no-
Wolf T: SO I RAIDED A FARMER'S WATERMELON PATCH!
Y/N: Dear God...
Wolf T: IT'S SO LORG!!! *drops the melon onto the floor with a dopey smile*
name one native american intellectual off the top of your head, name one native american actor or actress off the top of your head, name one native american senator, one native american news anchor, or an author or a tv personality or a singer or a poet or a comedian, name a single native american teacher you’ve had, can you? probably not
ok so now think of one native american cartoon character you know of or a sports team relating to native americans whether it’s their actual name or their team logo, or a town you live in or near with a “native” name bet a lot of these things came to you right away i bet you didn’t even have to think
needing native representation in media, education and government are not decoy issues, the commercialization and appropriation of native cultures are not decoy issues, the lack of native representation is institutional oppression at work
White people specifically need to reblog this, I don’t CARE if it makes you uncomfortable–that’s the point. Listen to Native voices about Native issues PLEASE

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AYO SCP FANDOM, WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR INFORMATION ABOUT THE DOCTORS???
HOW?? /gen
Author pages, tales, and making shit up because there is no canon so what I say goes
chad mentality
say im not short
🤨🤨
i need all the facts before i can give you a verdict
1: i am 5’2
2: im not short
bro ive had the tall/short debate with ducky
it was a few days agoo
im the same height as you
but im also pretty young so idk man you might be short
IM 14 AND IM NOT SHORT
IM 13 AND I AM SHORT
HOW TALL ARE YOU GUYS??
I'M 5'6
DAD'S SIDE OF THE FAMILY?
Yall better pray you grow I was 4'11 when I was 14 and 5 years later im still that height
You wear a stone pendant that has been passed down to the eldest child for hundreds of years. It is a beautiful, multicoloured heirloom that is precious to your family. A traveller from a distant land stops you, demanding to know where you got your pendant from.
Me: I got if from ya mama.
Traveller: My... What? Dude, she died two years ago.
Me: Oh shit, sorry dude, I didn't mean to snap like that. This thing makes me prone to destroy things.
Traveller: I doubt an insult like that would destroy my confidence.
Me: The only thing this pendant helps me destroy are my feet, they are KILLING me right now!
Traveller: That's why your shoes are raggedy.
Me: That's why yo mama dead.
Traveller:
-here's the link to this game.
»link to original post.
here are my graphs💗
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Thank u bby
But this was an unnecessary callout lol
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Proof that this thing is rigged, I'd be in orange for sure
AYO SCP FANDOM, WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR INFORMATION ABOUT THE DOCTORS???
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Lol this fandom is a fucking echo chamber.
I love how when you call out the fandom’s sexism with how they let Camilo and Bruno completely overshadow the female characters in the movie, everybody jumps on you and attacks you for daring to say what is true: that fandom regularly lets male characters get more focus and attention than female characters. Even when the female characters are more important than the male ones.
I’m seeing people say that Bruno and Camilo “need more love” and that they’re hated on for liking these characters. Where the fuck?
And of course, instead of having critical thinking skills and wondering why in particular they’re drawn to these characters when a lot of the reasons people relate to Bruno could also apply to Mirabel and Camilo doesn’t even DO anything, they just pull out the “omg we just like them because they’re relatable and cute that’s all!” “why aren’t we allowed to like characters?” “we’re not sexist for liking them we don’t like them because they’re male!” or calling me a misandrist. Someone even tried to lie that Luisa is the most popular character in the movie, I needed that laugh today.
Also, people saying I hate Camilo. Ah, yes, because if you don’t like that a male character gets too much attention and that he is overrated compared to female characters, you must hate him, right?! You know what that sounds like? “If you call out misogyny and male privilege, then you must hate men!” Exact. Same. Energy.
But it sure does feel welcoming to be part of a fandom that is so tunnel-visioned and one-track minded that they’ll chase you away and tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP and call you ableist slurs for even daring to say something as controversial as “hey, maybe we should give the female characters more attention than the male ones, they’re the ones whom the movie is about, after all?” No. They’ll join together and railroad you until you shut up. Even though men are preferred to women in virtually every fandom, female characters are generally hated for doing even the slightest thing wrong and not kissing up to male characters, and demonized and hated and shoved aside because they get in the way of a fanon m/m ship because they’re romantically paired with a male character.
Sure is…nice.
Tbh Julieta and Pepa should get all the mf love that Bruno gets. I mean, Bruno's fangirls I can see where they come from, but COME ON!! Julieta is so PRECIOUS!! PROTECT HER!!
Also more love for Mirabel, she's smol and precious,,
I know deep down it's straight girls tho
I know I have repeatedly been on the “cringe is dead” train but actually (1) thing is still cringe and that’s trying to start a ship war on someone else’s shitpost
ok but do you ship sonic x pikachu?? didnt think so.
Are you asking me if the aforementioned shitpost was about sonic/pikachu, or if I failed to take sonic/pikachu into account when I agreed that cringe is dead?
im asking if you ship them /j
I have a confession to make
I’ve never seen Sonic. I’ve never read (played?) Sonic. The only thing I know about Sonic is that he topped Pikachu at the box office.
Not only at the box office!
WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU HATE? I’LL GO FIRST
GENDER REVEAL PARTIES BECAUSE THEYRE STUPID AS FUCK, LIKE THEYRE SO DAMN DRAMATIC 😭 AND WHY DO THEY GOTTA RECORD IT AND PUT IT ON THE INTERNET??? LIKE I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF JENNA AND CHARLES ARE HAVING A BOY, PLZ JUST STFU AND HAVE THE DAMN GREMLIN 😭😭😭
OR WHEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE “so what do you think the baby is gonna be?” MAN IDFK A BABY???
(I could never be a parent oh my god 🚶🏻♀️)
ON GOD BRUH THAT SHITS ANNOYING
unless its like- cupcakes
THE CUPCAKES ARE VALID BUT LIKE..... FOREST FIRES ARENT
"CONGRATULATIONS BRAD AND MOLLY, IT'S A PENIS!!!"
I know I have repeatedly been on the “cringe is dead” train but actually (1) thing is still cringe and that’s trying to start a ship war on someone else’s shitpost
ok but do you ship sonic x pikachu?? didnt think so.
Are you asking me if the aforementioned shitpost was about sonic/pikachu, or if I failed to take sonic/pikachu into account when I agreed that cringe is dead?
im asking if you ship them /j
I know I have repeatedly been on the “cringe is dead” train but actually (1) thing is still cringe and that’s trying to start a ship war on someone else’s shitpost
ok but do you ship sonic x pikachu?? didnt think so.

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"are human rights being compromised?"
they're killing wildlife for profit. who cares if they get shot out there? it's what they deserve.
Okay, so I don't want to go too deeply into this because this is just meant to be an animal media blog.
Poaching seems to conjure an image of a greedy villain, profiteering off of $90 000 per kilo of rhino horn*. Poaching is not *just* rhinos and leopards and tigers being killed - poaching is *any* illegal hunting or catching of animals or plants.
If your children are starving you aren't going to think 'oh but what about the poor animal it might go extinct', you're going to go and kill that giant sable antelope because it contains enough meat to feed your entire family for weeks. You will kill that rhino for $5 000 per kilo of horn* in order to send your kids to school so they at least have a chance of a better life than you. If you're living in a rural village and the nearest clinic is *several hours away*, for which there is only ONE doctor who tends to the ENTIRE AREA and the waiting line is SEVERAL DAYS LONG so you go to the local witch doctor who tells you that they can cure your dying spouse with crushed pangolin scales you will kill that pangolin. If your community relies on mealies for food but the elephants keep on trampling them, you and your village are going to do whatever you need to to drive off those elephants - even kill them.
If you can't find it in yourself to have sympathy for people in difficult situations with few options, then what about the people caught in the crossfire? What of that seven year old child the article mentioned, shot in the leg because they wandered too close? What of that disabled man shot dead because he didn't know he was in a restricted area? What of people who's communities are forcefully relocated several times over?
Sure, there are people who involved in poaching only because they are rich and greedy but those are not the people shoot to kill will affect (and even then, death penalty is inefficient in that it will cost more than a life imprisonment.) Shoot to kill also affects ability to find other poachers — if you shot five poachers, you've just shot five poachers. Arrest five poachers and you might uncover information on ten more — and perhaps even get enough information to dismantle an entire operation.
If the reason many people kill animals are because they are starving then the solution is simple: give them food. Give them housing. Give them clean water and education. Give them jobs.
You'll notice how the articles mention that shoot to kill doesn't reduce poaching. You know what does? Ecotourism.
'During the five years that the project was externally funded the community experienced a significant improvement in their standard of living. During each year of the project, more than 2,000 Japanese tourists visited the community generating sufficient income for the families involved to enable them to meet their monthly cost of food, and when operating at capacity the project employed a significant number of community members as drivers, cooks, gardeners, housekeepers, and in a few instances in managerial roles such as temporary wildlife rangers managing the forest around the villages.
Correspondingly, there was a decline in poaching. The community generally understood animals were a major tourism drawcard and needed to be protected to continue attracting tourists. This view was common throughout the kampongs (villages)... Noting that some members of the community continued to play an active role in many wildlife and forest conservation programs within the adjacent reserve ' (unfortunately this project did fail because the funding for professional managers was withdrawn and the people of the village were not taught adequately how to manage everything by themselves, which lead to a steep decline in visitors and thus they had to go back to poaching to survive.)
Ecotourism is wonderful and is a great help towards both people and animals.
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Obviously, these are complex issues that need way more investigation and perspectives than I have the time for or can offer but I’m going to close it here; you can read the articles and hopefully they can give more information and a broader starting point to this issue.
This is all I'm going to be saying on this to anons. If anyone wants to discuss this further, you are welcome to message me, leave a comment in the notes or send an ask off anon. Anon hate will be blocked.
*notice the discrepancy between the earnings of the people who kill the poached animal and the people who sell the poached product to the final buyer.
This is exactly how Jane Goodall went from researching apes to being a humanitarian. When the villages surrounding the chimpanzee habitat were empowered, the forests and animals benefited because the locals no longer relied on poaching or logging.
If you want to be an animal activist you must also be a human rights activist.
Finally, a nuanced take on poaching! In order to care for animals, we must care for mankind. If you're okay with shooting a man trying to provide for his family who will die of starvation otherwise, you aren't an animal rights activist, you're a virtue signalling, privledged asshole.
No offense but a lot of you guys are fully supportive of ace people and aro people until one of us makes you feel a little bad about how the world literally revolves around sex and romance.
And like I want to make it clear that I'm not against sex positivity or romance. If you like/want that, good for you! But we as a society have to make room for those of us that don't, or at least don't prioritize it. We tend to put it on such a pedestal compared to other human experiences that it gets ridiculous. Little girls don't all dream about their wedding day. Boys don't all spend their teenage years experimenting with their sexuality. Like it's hailed as such a priority that even in LGBT+ spaces debate if we belong there. It's ridiculous!
And so many of you turn on us real fast as soon as any of us points that out or, Heaven forbid, pokes a little fun at it.
Some songs have their whole heart poured into them
Most of the time, I'm sitting in my car trying not to break my radio as the 56102nd song with someone's entire pussy put into it plays on my speakers
Also, how come whenever I say I'm aroace, y'all immediately question the sex part? No cap, I have every. other. person. asking how I get "my fix". I don't! That's the POINT! Asking about it makes me VERY uncomfortable with you (especially if you are a big sweaty guy who is towering over me and already demands hugs all the time, he knows who he is).