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had a meeting at work yesterday with a guy i didn’t know and he said the phrase, “feed two birds with one scone”, which i thought indicated a conscientious and generous spirit

you can get addicted to a certain kind of spreadsheet

joyscrolling on tumblr.com

bisexual

This blog is anti chatgpt and pro breeding kink without the pregnancy part

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

stop asking ai for advice and start asking bitches with tarot cards to read your future

ilya at the strip club but it’s just one singular spotlight on shane hollander onstage folding his clothes

shane not clocking ilya’s attempt at opening up when he says hes visiting his family in three days and then proceeding to reply with “must be nice” actually haunts me because those three words added at least two years to their relationship timeline

if you feel queerbaited by actual real human beings have you considered that maybe you're just queerstupid and queerparasocial and need to touch some queergrass