Let it rain , let it pour

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

Nobody hustles harder than a person who HATES asking people for shit

They hate it when u dont abide by the same imaginary rules that they force themselves to live under

onto better things thursday

say it with me: deserts aren't inherently bad. deserts are very important and are home to many ecosystems. you want an unhealthy, over-exploited desert to become a healthy, thriving desert. you don't want an unhealthy, over-exploited desert to become a forest. deserts and forests are distinct, separate biomes that are both indispensable. you want to see them both at their best. and a desert at its best doesn't look like a forest at its best. they're each beautiful in their own way.

"Greening the desert" should carry as many negative connotations as "bulldozing the forest".

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Second alien has only encountered Spanish speakers so far.

calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good