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(Slides over even more Re-Animator doodles to you)

Bone Apple teeth!!

#mmmm nom nom nom good soup thank u #reanimator #horror

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toadsrbutch

nothing is ever going to be better than this gif. I see this gif and I just about cry every time.

dotty-literati

HD remake

#not a care in the world just a happy little lad #picture #gif

catchymemes

socialist-microwave-laser

“look at it, you know i can’t!” consider this your daily reminder that disabled people are the funniest people on earth

#video

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

#video

the-phantom-author

#picture #it's everywhere but nonetheless this kills the man

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queersturbate

do you think their menstrual cycles are synced up

mensrightsarehumanrights

THEY DONT HAVE MENSTRUAL CYCLES MY GOD! THEY ARE MEN. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN PENISES. Can’t I just enjoy Death Note posts without shit like THIS?!

queersturbate

do you think they use tampons or pads

translightyagami

tampons and they share one penis

#text #shidded on em

maykitz

sacré bleu...somebody âs deepthreauxted ze eiffel toweur

#text

morticious-delicious

I'm sorry this is the funniest fucking thing on tewittrr

#picture #text

bashircore

This tweet has changed my life btw

bashircore

Here’s a guide of what I’ve determined the meanings to be

walking around - self explanatory

fellowship - hanging out with friends

deliciousness - having something tasty

transcendence - feeling that you have reached a different level of some sort; alternatively, when you do one of the other delights to the extreme and feel really good about it. (you know transcendence when it happens)

goofing - having a good laugh at smth

amelioration - working towards the betterment of something, for example, working on a skill you hope to improve

coitus - fuckin’

enthralment - becoming incredibly engaged in something, hyper focusing on something

wildcard - anything that you feel was a delight in your day that does not fit one of the above delights

#text

argumate

spam ads that are like “try not to cum!” I mean damn is it hard? I’m not cumming right now

argumate

where’s my medal

ralfmaximus

Washington DC (AP) - In a closed ceremony today, President Joe Biden awarded the Congressional Did Not Cum Medal Of Honor to Argumate. When asked for comment, Argumate said, “it wasn’t hard.”

“That’s what she said!” President Biden replied with a hearty backslap as the US Marine Corps Band played the Theme to Family Guy.

argumate

thank you thank you we’ve plumbed new depths today

confusedbyinterface

#text

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cyber-phobia

it has been acquired.

cyber-phobia

thankyou tumblr user moonpaw

hold on can I just

Buy these

headspace-hotel

It doesn’t feel like I should be able to just do this.

$4.99? 500 stickers that say Cubed for $4.99????

headspace-hotel

i have the overwhelming urge to buy a few rolls of these and put them in gift baggies at parties and events.

great gift ideas! A roll of 500 stickers that say hepatitis

#i want the pbj #picture

rramshackled

the universal experience

pobopolybius

Be proud of being cringe. Evil even

orolith

#picture #yea basically #PENIS #👹👹👹

rendering-plant

herbert outwardly denying any sort of psychic abilities of the living and calling it pseudo science but then staring at the back of dans head unblinking for 30 minutes trying to telepathically give dan the idea to ask him out

rendering-plant

#yea!!#reanimator #horror

jeekoftheweek

GAYstation. SEXbox. Wiiner.

jagged203

Switch

#text

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