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yes, love is work. but love must be two-sided. we are raised to give ourselves until we are drained. if they do not reciprocate, it isn’t love. love isn’t pouring gasoline down the drain in the hope the sparks you felt might light a fire that keeps you warm. love is coming in out of the cold, knowing they’ll already have made you a cup of cocoa.

raccoons make no sense because they will leave your birdseed and garbage and garden and compost pile alone but they WILL open a barrel and pull out an empty 5 gallon gas canister and unscrew the lid and leave it in your yard and also untie the dog tether from your porch beam for no reason

god gave them hands but not shame

4 days until wet rat wednesday

3 days until wet rat wednesday

1 day until wet rat wednesday

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

im not trying my hardest but im very tired which i think should be taken into consideration

England (derogatory)

Scotland, Wales, Ireland, and Northern Ireland (affectionate)

Reblog for good luck

HIS BEANS LOOK LIKE HEARTS. 

Didn’t you know???? Love is stored in the beans.

heck yeah they are