Catra’s Magicat Pal

Ok. Hi. You are a young lesbian and you dig the whole Loyal Knight dynamic but you’ve never seen Stephen Universe; it’s fine, it’s whatever, just keep living your life like that if you want I guess

Hi I’m Pearl SU and I’m an artificial intelligence that was created to be a handmaid to a princess but then I helped her find a more true identity for herself and she uplifted me to an equal and she decided to go full Rebel against her family’s empire and we fought a war together and I literally not figuratively gave my life for her more than once because you can put me back together after I’m broken and we lived together in sapphic bliss for thousands of years before she met this fucking scruffy hair metal guy and got herself killed having his baby that I got stuck raising but it’s fine I’m fine I’m ok it’s lucky I don’t have organs because by this point I would have eaten them while getting drunk and listening to Florence Welch but don’t worry about me I’m fine I’m literally fine

Hi I’m Ruby SU and Sapphire SU and we’re a lesbian Noble/Bodyguard couple that’s so head-over-heels for other that we literally not figuratively fused into a single person but anytime we have even a minor disagreement we literally not figuratively explode back into two people who each individually storm off to do a bunch of property damage before dramatically and tearfully making up and one of us can literally not figuratively predict the future which means on some level we’re doing this on purpose

Hi I’m Connie SU and I’m a regular human girl with overprotective parents and an active imagination who thinks of myself as kinda boring but I met this magical boy who contains the soul of a girl and his adoptive aunt trained me to be a knight and protect him with my life but when the big moment comes he pulls some noble sacrifice shit and doesn’t let me put my life on the line for him and we kinda have to break up for a little bit about it because I’m so fucking livid

Oh I’m aware lol I’ve seen the fan art the crewniverse did

was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. Outrage about hedonism is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radical rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

I am happy to see a piece of art acknowledging the fact that these two can not, and I can’t emphasize this enough, CAN NOT be trusted around heights together.

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real