Let’s Get Fat!

This strawberry cake was so good that I got another one for tonight😈🍓🐷🍓😈🍓

Getting bigger by the day! Stop by and support my insatiable growth!😁😁😁

I’m really running out of clothes that fit rapidly. And excited for the end of the year.

Guess I really rounded out, huh?

Like yeah maybe if it couldn’t reach my bellybutton or something THEN maybe I’d be too fat for a dad bod but I think I still qualify right? Surely this looks like just a bit of belly of overindulging a bit

And yeah maybe eating out all the time and ordering massive family meal orders just for myself is blowing my tank up a bit but it’s not getting embarrassingly huge right?

What do you think? Do you think my gut is blowing up to the point where people have to notice it now? Do I look like I have a dad bod, or do I look like a fat hog whose belly is blowing up and he should just shovel more greasy burgers into it cause fuck how much bigger could it possibly get…

Me now: groaning in irritation because I can’t see the tv over my stuffed FAT GUT anymore when I lay back on the couch

Oh LAWD he’s getting big! But should he get bigger?

Are you doing well today? 😁