living la viva pinata la vida loca

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

Mamma Mia. Obviously.

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

the central conceit of white boy "comedy rap" genres is that they're too racist to recognise that most classic rap is already pretty humorous in many ways, on account of wordplay being fundamental to the form,

and also steeped in pop culture from the very beginning, like the rap scene was already making music about comics and anime and video games you don't need to segregate a new genre for that

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

when I read a medieval AU I don't just want the characters in flashy armour on a robin hood romp. I want them to fuck on an altar bearing a reliquary case that houses the severed head of a local cephalaphoric saint and it's never once questioned by the characters why the severed head is there. I want one of them to carry around a little painted pocket icon at all times that they picked up in Byzantium depicting the Archangel Michael in weirdly sexy contrapposto. I want a prudish character to complain about how often people are fucking on pilgrimage while another character walks by rocking a pewter pussy pendant they got on pilgrimage. I want a tired priest telling the local baker that she shouldn't rub bread all over her body as a love spell before feeding it to the object of her affections because "magic isn't real, madame, please....embrace God........."

Getting a lot of reblogs saying "undescribed" and "no image ID" etc, so please be aware that I did add alt text shortly after posting (it was a pain to copy on my phone so I did it on my desktop), but by then, it had already been reblogged by a couple of big blogs, so this alt-texted version is languishing, please do reblog it!

The Dark Site Finder map lets you get a good sense of where near you might be good for stargazing.

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason