if im honest i wouldnt trade the pain for anything

i couldnt ever give up anything ive felt for anything else

midwife? don't say that. a wife could never be that.

SSSSSHHHHHUUUUUUUTTTTTT UUUUUUPPPPP

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

every picture i see of myself past 8 years old is like Wow i was so miserable back then . And its like girl i tjink you’re just miserable and age is not a factor

rpf isn’t enough i need a sex tape

(remembers that the magic lies within mine and my friends’ imaginations) I have no need of material objects

(remembers one sexual encounter does not define the entire sexual dynamic of a relationship) i need several dozen sex tapes