The Sleepy Boys and Dream Team as situations that have happened to me while working both day and night shifts in a grocery store:
Sapnap: *organizing a display all pretty*
Dream: *takes something off the display*
Sapnap: You come into my house, and you piss on my bed
Techno: *showing Tommy how to properly cut meat*
Tommy: How fast should I do this?
Techno: Slowly, the knife is pretty sharp
Wilbur: If you don’t care about your fingers, as fast as you want!
Techno: I mean, he’s not wrong-
Philza: *from across the room* NO
Techno: I do have feelings, you know
Tommy: See, that’s where we disagree
Philza: How many energy drinks have you had today??
Wilbur: What? None! I haven’t had one since Sunday!
Philza: Then why did I see you skipping down the frozen aisle at 4:30 in the morning? How did you have that much energy?
Wilbur: Oh, I just took 3 adderall today
Philza: You two kids really shouldn’t be working this late
Tommy: Hey! We’re not kids!
Tubbo: *from the other end of the aisle* *excited gasp* Did you guys know we sell curly straws?!
*Dream & Sapnap laughing hysterically at a disaster warning sign*
George: How long have you guys been here??
Dream: Not long, our shifts started at 1AM
Philza: What the hell are you two doing?
Wilbur: Racing u-boats? (Carts used to stock shelves)
Philza: Well? What are you waiting for? Let’s see how fast you can go
George: Are you gonna get out?
Dream: Is it just you out there?
Dream: Then no, come on in. I’m riding the elevator up and down so that I look like I’m being productive. Anytime it opens and there’s a manager out there, I get out and walk like I’m in a hurry.
George: Oh hell yeah, I’m bored, I’m joining you
*elevator door opens*
Sapnap: … Oh! Are we riding the elevator again?! Move over, I’m coming in!
George: Ew, I hate walking past the seafood counter. It feels like the crabs are watching me with their cold, dead eyes
Sapnap: Pfft, like they’d watch you, I’m the eye candy here
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