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if you've never wished bad things on another person honestly you need to get out more and meet more people

Everyone is so into being maskless on public transit coughing and hacking and sneezing. What if I killed you? What if I straight up killed you 😁

Yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

we slidin

For those of you who think a moose is 'just a big deer'

king

King

this shit sucks i wish i was a werewolf

Dracula’s rebellious teenage daughter after he said no to a $1000 prom dress

Mouse pilot on the rodent airline: this is your captain squeaking

when i die i want my dead body dumped from a helicopter into disneyland on the busiest day of the year

we irritating 😂 😂 😂

tumblr is like old friends senior dogs sanctuary for humans

I just want to get dicked down again =/