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i understand where you're coming from ma'am but the amulet has been nothing but civil throughout all of this

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

does anyone have any tips on maintaining the frankly delusional believe that things will get better

It's crazy that social media broadly never adopted the queue, an iconically great Tumblr feature. I love the feeling of hurling posts into a void through which they will later emerge in an orderly fashion.

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.