Collins Family Values

my bitch wife took my mortality in the divorce and now I am cursed to walk the earth a shambling husk forever trapped in the gray nothingness between the beauty of life and the release of death 👎👎👎👎

everyone saying "art doesn't need to be perfect" hasn't taken into account the art monster, the monster that comes and kills you if art doesn't look exactly like it did in your head

sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

“what is he coping with?” the weight of the world on his gay shoulders

She took my ability to die in the divorce

i get why people were criminals back in the day. if i was running from the cops in the thirties and i turned around and saw three horses and a model t id probably slow down to a light jog

... You... You think you can outrun a horse?

in the 1930s yeah. I did a lot of cardio

Back when you were around in the 1930s?

yeah back in the 1930s

my relationship exit surveys indicate women like when i am crying or in pain or being maimed or attacked by animals

(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something

(guy who is cursed) yeah I'm sure all of these things that are happening to me are just the consequences of my actions