i will never declare riichi

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun

there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me

Ngl if you threw a stick I’d prolly chase it idk

(smiling serenely) i’m going to attack you now

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

so did pjackk say anything before he got bload up again or did his corpse just kinda roll through here like a tumbleweed

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you