lover baby

Smash Mouth was right, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

we talk about doing it scared and doing it alone but what about doing it uninterested

getting my brake lines fixed every time my wife cuts them is expensive but i dont mind atall. i love her

i love watching two people on my dash interpret the exact same thing in completely opposite ways, the human mind is beautiful

and it's important to follow both of them. keeps the dash #fun #fresh and #diametrically opposed

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance