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Why not just put brownies in your story then? Almost identical effect without all the slavery.

If you wanna make the Malfoys look worse just idk maybe they put a spell on Dobby to bind him to their house and he can’t leave unless the malfoys break the rules and they’re bad to him but don’t technically try to break the rules until Harry tricks them into paying dobby with some clothes.

There. Problem solved. You can have hundreds of brownies living at hogwarts even. And when Hermione misinterprets their situation and tries to thank them and start paying them the brownies start getting offended and leaving and this causes an actual problem for the school. Much easier to make a subplot about not listening to the people that you’re trying to help.

i don't really listen to them apart from like three songs but idk

yesyesyes okayyy im just gonna link some here :3333 trying to avoid the most obvious choices like : im not okay welcome to the black parade teenagers & helena which i assume u've heard they are good tho

peakest mv everr btw

also if u wanna listen to a full album id say start with danger days cuz its the least intense music wise and the vibes are immaculate

i'm lancelot (not my actual name obvs). im fleurmasc (agender but masculine) and my pronouns are he/they. im also aroace (in a qpr with the best person ever, imho)

things i like/am interested in

politics! im really interested in this and i love talking about it (to clarify i am very far left)

old books like the picture of dorian gray and hamlet

just books in general, i read heaps. not just fiction, i also read a decent amount of history and politics books

wicked but especially the political themes in it (this is lowk a second hand interest from my boyfriend but i still think its amazing)

project hail mary (especially aroace and/or gender queer grace)

hamilton (not to brag but i know every word of the entire thing. i think that shows how dep my obsession is lol)

i specifically like alice oseman's books

- repeated “what drugs can i take to make me enjoy this” was giving crane to me

- opening line “sick in the hot, hot bathroom” felt very reminiscent of certain parts of the story

- the music felt like the vibes of the book as well

cryptid - cavetown

- first of all, all the cavetown songs were written by a trans guy so it fits in that way

- cryptid was giving appalachia to me

- “delete it i don’t look like that” was one line that felt like crane to me

- “old man creeping on my body like a centipede, ugh” felt like how crane feels about the hive and levi

straight through my head (do it!!!) - cavetown

- the song is about mental health and crane has a pretty shit one

- opening line “parasite i’m on to you” both the hive and the baby are parasites

- “but i’m the body” as in how the hive and levi view crane - just as a body for the baby

- repeated “you’re not real” with crane feeling repeatedly like he and the baby aren’t real and how his trauma affected him

reaper - cavetown

- “yeah you love it the gravel in your burns” was the line that stuck out to me the most, as it feels like something that would be said to crane

- “you’re addicted to the rot” the “rot” in question would be the hive or levi and how crane can’t seem to escape

tarmac - cavetown

- about intrusive thoughts

- “sweet like tarmac i’d eat that get your fingers out of my mouth” feels to me like a direct quote from the book

- “i like bad things i can’t have” is crane’s mentality summed up

brand new city - mitski

- “i think my brain is rotting in places” “i think my body is falling in pieces” are both reminiscent of cranes struggles with the pregnancy and his mental health throughout the book and how he feels about his body

- “i should move to a brand new city and teach myself how to die” is how crane expresses his desire to leave the hive but how he can’t

body - mother mother

- the whole song is about hating the body you have

- “cause i’ve grown tired of this body” is how crane hates his body when he’s pregnant

burning pile - mother mother

- “all my money been a long time spent on my drugs on my rent” crane has very little money because of both levi and the hive and so it’s hard for him to escape

- “all my troubles on a burning pile” “if i catch fire then i change my aim” crane is very destructive in how he treats himself and other people

hayloft - mother mother

- “my daddy’s got a gun you better run” literally levi. like.

closer - nine inch nails

- about freaky sex and hating yourself it’s crane personified

breed - nirvana

- i would say it’s self explanatory and the whole song is kind of giving levi

rape me - nirvana

- self explanatory again

- i also thought the music sounded very you weren’t meant to be human

- “rape me my friend” sounds like something crane would say or think

body snatchers - radiohead

- body snatchers. like how the hive snatched his body and made him keep the baby

- “im trapped in this body and can’t get out” are crane’s feelings about his body/life

weird fishes/arpeggi - radiohead

- “i get eaten by the worms… picked over by the worms”

- that’s the hive

just - radiohead

- “can’t get the stink off” was giving hive vibes to me

- “you do it to yourself, you do and that’s what really hurts” crane hates himself and self harms

jigsaw falling into place - radiohead

- it had the vibes of the book

- “words are blunt instruments” crane doesn’t speak anymore

all i need - radiohead

- just the vibes man

tongues & teeth - the crane wives

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reading: nothing rn i'm doopit :( but the last book i read was I Who Have Never Known Men and i still think about it a lot!

last series: rewatching arcane >:)

last movie: The Truman Show (there are a lot of really "movieish" movies i haven't seen so i'm trying to catch up)

last song: probably You Lose by Magdalena Bay?? i bought a Mercurial World cd at the cutie music store today and we were listening to it in da car

working on: a diy music benefit show thingy for a local family impacted by ICE, my muscles, i was also working on a lil collage zine that i am hoping to scan and post here Soon

sweet or salty: i am a savory boy through and through

coffee or tea: i need coffee to function but i drink tea just for the love of the game

tagging: i have a lot of new mutuals!! here goes 🌀

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reading: geek feminist revolution, the wild edge of sorrow, and the new lesbian pulp!

last series: I’m rewatching euphoria and I am so bad at watching new things I mostly watch smosh Reddit stories 😭

last movie: twinless! I watched with my lavender boyfriend <3

last song: I listen to the radio a lot but on qobuz it was Bring Wet Cunt (my butch bait playlist)

working on: a self portrait I’m redoing from college! , some bag charms I just like giving to people, trying to sell my art also for people effected by ICE 😭

sweet or salty: I have a huge sweet tooth but I’m also crazy for anything pickled like in a. What im known for way

coffee or tea: i loveeeee tea i have so many teas (my fave is raspberry vanilla mint) but i also have a strange love for banana bread mochas

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reading: about to start tender is the flesh by agustina bazterrica and/or bury our bones in the midnight soil!

last series: FTWD, trying to get into the pitt!

last movie: interstellar!! finally saw it after meaning to for many years

last song: Did I Say Too Much? by The Beaches

working on: my new coloring books, organizing my house & minecraft lmaooo

sweet or salty: always always always a salty girl, unless there’s an option to have lime flavored anything & then i’m there 🍋‍🟩

coffee or tea: coffee for sure, always icy as heck & a lil bit sweet, just had a cookies n cream cold brew today

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reading: catching fire (for the first time!!!), the death note manga, & this coven won’t burn by isabel sterling

last series: the amazing digital circus (ep 8 crushed me) & i’m currently rewatching euphoria to mentally prepare for season 3

last movie: us directed by jordan peele !! i watched it for the first time recently and i really fucked with it

last song: all my life by the foo fighters, love me my pop punk ❤️

working on: my janka college au & my jackieshauna texting fic (which i promise i will get back to working on college & taking care of my mental health is a pain in the ass)

sweet or salty: sweet 100%!! i love me some ice cream or candy fr

coffee or tea: coffee! i also love me some iced french vanilla half decaf from dunkin (the east coast in me is never leaving)

@impertinent-starlight thank you, pleasure to learn about you! 💫 Figured I’d continue the chain here despite multiple tags 😅 I hear ya on the French vanilla from Dunkin’, I think I’ve only had it hot/warm. JACKIESHAUNA‼️ yk I was just telling @thepuppymasc that the director of Jennifer’s Body [yk the movie between two LESBIC BFFs], Karyn Kusama, (Japanese-Scottish-Irish-American) directed the pilot episode and the Season 2 Finale. US is also such a good movie, Black American horror genre is spinechilling and is my favourite horror genre, Asian American horror could learn a thing or two from it.

@thepuppymasc thanks for the tag! ✨ AWESOME that you’re watching Yellowjackets pls DM who your favourite VS most hated character is asap🧍🏻‍♀️Also 10/10 for the Aggressives, very good—they really grow into themselves in the second documentary that came out 2023, maybe next watch? Dw about your teeth also, sweet things are good for you ✨ I love the smell of freshly brewing coffee ☕️, because why does my brain instantly send me a whole dose of serotonin… pair it with sunny/summery mugs, fresh flowers and a yellow tablecloth to go with breezy Sunday mornings. 🌷☀️🌷

@badwolfdogbutch cheers for the tag! 🤝 Love the tunes and was that book a good read? Recommend or no? SINNERS ‼️‼️‼️ FAWWKKKKK so gooood 🦅🦅🦅 was it your first time watching?? I can’t recall if we watched it together with tlgb the last time. I’d be keen to hear your thoughts some time!

@ninthwhisperinguts peepeepoopoo tag! 😎 u feeling fishy, thats why u were listening to Beyond The Sea. Also i was NOT aware that there was a Peaky Blinders movie and now I’m grieving the series all over again, and Helen McCrory (Aunt Polly)😭 I shall have to watch that very soon. Also I relay a serious msg from the peoples that you must NOT crochet another FACKing Patrick Star buttcheeks. 👥👎 It is imperative u listen to the peoples.

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Reading: “Biting the Hand: Growing up Asian in Black & White America” by Julia Lee, an autobiography on the Asian-American/Asian diasporic experience by a South Korean-American raised by 1st-generation South Korean immigrants, interspersed with critical race theory. A bit slow with it right now, but every single page is refreshing to me. Startlingly cutting to my experience as an Asian migrant who often feels there is no space at all for Asian peoples in the Black and white Anglosphere, and who have observed some of these survival mechanisms in myself and in other Asians. It truly honours the anger of some Asian folks, and how our emotions of any kind except the expected silent pain and sacrifice, are seen as taboo and unnatural by both culture and society. Lots of good references to Black authors and activist-authors as well, it’ll be good to follow up on these references when I can. Also I was encouraged to study The Red Guard, an Asian-American resistance organisation defending Indo-Chinese and Asian-American rights, founded by San Francisco Chinatown’s youths in 1969. It was inspired by both the African-American Black Panthers and the Maoist Red Guard from China. I will be reading up on that soon.

Last series: Girls Raised in the South (G.R.I.T.S), which follows three African American women in Memphis, focusing on their passion in roller-skating to earn competition cash prizes and hopefully move on up to fulfil their individual dreams. Unfortunately there are a lot of obstacles and decisions made out of desperation, along the way. And it all seems connected to one of the women’s father, the pastor of an up-and-coming Black church. What I love about this series is that it completely focuses on Black people—their struggles, successes and love even through the hardships. AND THERE IS LESBIANISM !! 🏳️‍🌈

Last movie: I Saw the TV Glow (2023)— well, partially. So far so good. I do feel nostalgia connected to the cable-TV static and the 90s synthpop atmosphere. A film I completed watching before that was The Aggressives (2005). A complicated film documenting the 90s—00s for 6 AGs. Knowing how the recent years have been for the Chinese AG -> trans man Chin who went through the prison system, lost his green card and went through hell trying to stay afloat and stay in the country he has known all his life, was nearly deported…all because of the mistake of the immigration offices… yeah. Hard one. I’m glad all the other/former AGs are doing well though!

Last song: Anthems For A Seventeen Year Old Girl — yeule. Special appreciation for my fellow SEAsian-Chinese. And there’s something to the sound of Asian post-pop and glitch music. It’s got that cybercore digital Y2K aesthetic to it, and it feels cozy in a static noise way. All this bedrotting dreaminess contained in the four walls of a <???> one-bedroom. It feels very EAsian to me because it can only come from the urban decay in metallic industrialisation and the wounds of tradition carried by Asian GNC_infantilistic_fems from generations of suffering under the patriarchy and colonisation and the lustre of Westernisation [mirage of advancement] vs diasporic EAsian clinging to traditions. And how this ties into the “cyber dystopia-futurist-EAsian-alien-machine” Orientalism and its reclamation. Only HK, Taiwan, Chinese, Korean, Japanese and Sinitic SEA would get it. But I could also be making it up.

Working on: Clearing my graveyard of half-finished Tumblr essays on Chinese make-up, writing EAsian characters, E/SEA fem portrayals in the performing arts, and more. Also my uni lectures that I keep falling behind on, fuck me sideways I CANNOT repeat this year. Also on community organisation (a bunch of societies and clubs I’m a part of this year), some of my friendships and strength conditioning for my vaguely acrobatic hobby rn.

Sweet or salty: bOTH.

Coffee or tea: Coffee. What’s not to love.

Reading: Currently nothing right now. But I will be reading during the summer that’s for sure!….but count recipes perhaps for a pumpkin spice cake that I’ve successfully made?☠️

Last series:….just call me boring at this point moots ☠️💔 LEMSWNWN but no, if you meant like a show, I watched, It was The Pioneer woman. Love her cooking.

Last Movie: everyone loves this movie as much as I do but it was Sinners :3 such a crispy apple. Biting it and satisfied afterwords. Beautiful movie.

Last song:

Working on: MYSELF >:3

Sweet or salty: BOTH BOTH BOTH! The sole reason is because of the balance. I look for balance in every dish I do.

Coffee or Tea: COFFEE! But to be very specific, iced coffee. Just hits the spot….i miss pumpkin spice so much :((

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Reading: Around the world in 80 days by Jules Verne but im not loving it tbh 😭 Like I want to as it is Doc's fav book in BTTF part III but I cant get into ittt 😔

Last Series: TADC!! (I am not ok after ep 8 💀)

Last Movie: Diary of a wimpy kid: Rodrick Rules. That was in like feb GAHHH I NEED TO GET BACK INTO WATCHING MOVIESSS 😭

Last song:

Working on: My special Tumblr event for April >:))))), new kandi projects and Hazbin Hotel fanart :]

Sweet or salty: SWEET I 🩷 SUGAR 😍😍

Coffee or Tea: fucking love both but maybe tea cuz im Britishhh 😭

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reading: just finished tgf, it, perks of being a wallflower, AND the naturals series! you can tell i can NOT live without books for long<3

last series: i’m always rewatching b99, but end of the f***ing world and derry girls are some recents!

last movie: lady bird which i HAVEN’T finished i wanted to see saoirse ronan and timothee on my screen again lol

last song: blame by calipurnia i love this band so muchhh

working on: a little something for my room :))

sweet or salty: Neither, SPICY xx

coffee or tea: Coffee for sure

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reading: Looking for Alaska by John Green and also about to finish The Secret History by Donna Tartt

last series: Teen Titans GO (my siblings had it on the TV and I was bored okay)

last movie: Bring It On

last song: BALCONY by Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers (they are so so so so good!!! Go support small(ish) queer Australian bands!)

working on: A cheat sheet for my HaSS in-class essay 😭

sweet or salty: sweet!

tea or coffee: I don’t really drink either on a regular basis, but probably tea or iced coffee

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Reading: I just started reading Red White & Royal Blue but I'm also reading Paper Girls (we love the gays 🏳️‍🌈)

Last series: Young Royals (it's so freaking good, if you like high school romance shows then I suggest it it's definitely rated mature tho)

Last movie: Dead Poets society

Last song: Casual by Chapelle Roan (Y'all it's better than Pink Pony Club, trust me!)

Working On: A dead Poets Society One-shot (the last movie makes sense now!)

Sweet or salty: Sweet (tho spicy is the best!)

Tea or Coffee: Tea (Coffee is normally pretty bitter tho I don't drink either that much, I'm stupid on caffeine)

Last series: warrior cats arc 9 changing skies

Last movie: idk

Last song:

working on: an official fanfiction

Sweet or salty: both

Tea or coffee: neither both are yucky

@jirai-haruhi @moth-the-yote83 @mothstar13

last series: Neon Genesis Evangelion

last movie: the silence of the lambs

last song: whizzer going down from in trousers

working on: a fabric doll, modifying some clothes, and some writing

sweet or salty: salty

tea or coffee: both

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Last series: I last actually finishes arcane(for the second time) but if the latest episode of tadc counts that too AND I'm watching the last ep of death note right now so

Last movie: last I remember is either a cross the spider verse or Batman(the dark knight) with my dad

Last song: death of an executioner by ptv

Working on: a yarn tail, paw socks, customizing clothes, cleaning bones, about to start making a cat house with my dad

Sweet or salty: probably salty

Coffee or tea: tea cuz coffee hurts my tummy and it comes sin so many different forms

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reading: the wicked book, my gg got it for me

last series: rottmnt ^^

Last movie: zootopia 2

last song:

working on: crochet kandi lizard :3

Sweet or salty: sweeettttt

coffee or tea: tea %100, yall ever had Meyer lemon tea w honey? Delicious

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last series: the amazing digital circus!

last movie: encanto

last song: jackass by bryan armpits

working on: my book that is officially late for an ela project :,) (i got an extension tho)

sweet or salty: sweet for sure

coffee or tea: neither

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reading: The Inheritance Games

last series: The amazing digital circus (oh my days it was amazing :3)

last movie: the Lego movie

last song: в последний раз

working on: practicing my lines off book for a play I’m in :3

sweet or salty: ngl, salty

coffee or tea: coffee (i don’t drink it often, but I really like caramel Frappuccinos when I can :3

currently reading: AGGGTM series, Throne of Glass series

last series: either Jentry Chau orrrr i believe Disventure Camp

last movie: rewatched Falcon and the Winter Soldier

last song: Homewrecker - sombr

working on: practicing for my upcoming play :)

sweet or salty: salty all the way

coffee or tea: neither lol

Reading: The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo and One of Us is Lying.

Last series: I'm rewatching Arcane and I finished my rewatch of Hazbin hotel a little bit ago.

Last Movie: Big Hero Six, my little brother wanted to watch it with me.

Last song: The One That Got Away - Katy Perry.

Working on: A shit ton of homework and an animation of someone doing the SpongeBob shuffle.

Sweet or salty: Depends on my mood. I have a huge sweet tooth though.

Coffee or tea: TEA. TEA. I LOVE TEA SO MUCH.

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Reading: lots of books but my fav is Going Bicoastal by Dahlia Adler

Last series: The Pitt

Last movie: 27 Dresses but I didn’t watch the whole thing

Last song: Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Working on: homework :/ and a Kleki project that I’ll probably post in a week

Sweet or salty: Definitely sweet, I have a pretty bad sweet tooth

Coffee or tea: Coffee 100%

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reading: last book was Rani Choudhury MUST Die

last series: the monster high short eps complication i think?? i dont remember what it was called

last movie: Boo York, Boo York (luna my beloved)

last song: I Love You Like An Alchoholic

working on: my health assessment rn lol (got distracted) (im on tumblr now)

sweet or salty: uhh it changes but salty rn ig??

coffee or tea: TEAAA, especially milk tea with maliban biscuits sometimes

Reading: last book was the Great Gastby. Was okay ig.

Last series: Ninjago. I'm rewatching childhood gold.

Last movie: Goosebumps

Last song:

Working on: coloring in my new ocs and having them posted by Monday along with some work.

Sweet or salty: what am i eating? I do prefer my regular food seasoned so ig salty? I do love my chocolate tho...

Coffee or tea?:

I'm still discovering new flavors and ways to make it. I mean, i still like tea but coffee go brrrrr

Reading: ...I genuinely can *NOT* remember the last thing I've read (yikes!)

Last series: I think also Ninjago...but like...so many months ago...

Last movie: I watched Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse last night! :)

Last song: Harvey - Her's

Working on: ...hehe. Something to do with my mysterious "no context." poll that I made people vote in...

Sweet or salty: Sweet! :))

Coffee or tea: They both make me wanna throw up when I drink them... :(

Reading: currently waiting for PC’s strange buildings to arrive

Last series: Invincible, it’s a good show

Last movie: hm… genuinely don’t know actually

Last song: FOREVER from murder drones

Working on: a short story for a competition (it’s disguised yaoi shh don’t tell), TADC fanfic and my own novel

Coffee or tea: BOTH!

Last series: Jurassic world Chaos theory

Last movie: Rental Family and Jojo rabbit (don't remember which was last but I highly recomend them)

Last song: How to save a life- the Fray

Working on: My emerging stories podcast, a watercolour for my dads bday tmr also there's a cake I js made in the oven, painting and a script for a movie I want to make

Coffee or tea: Tea, I'm Sri Lankan so I came out of the womb drinking tea

last series:atypical?

last movie: bad guys 2

last song: pretty girl clairo

working on:crochet kitty

coffee or tea:im indian so i ALSO left the womb drinking tea

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Reading: hirano to kagiura (manga) Lucifero angel before man (book)

Last series: I'm rewatching heartstopper and also I'm watching anphibia

Last movie: Mamma mia!

Last song: pula by pinguini tattici nucleari

Working on: idk I'm doing a new draw ig

Sweet or salty: ALWAYS SWEET (i love everything that is sweet) (like donutsssss)

Coffe or the: i don't like none of both

reading: the song of achilles

last series: heartbreak high

last movie: i can't even remember 😭 mb i don't watch movies that much

last song: i am currently listening to 'dover beach' by baby queen

working on: my stupid english assessment :( also a bajillion different fanfiction ideas all at once

sweet or salty: sweet, definitely sweet

coffee or tea: coffee, i may be addicted...

Reading: a court of mist and fury

Last series: the office

Last movie: probably twilight

Last song: something off of in rainbows by Radiohead can’t remember what tho maybe weird fishes/arpeggi or body snatchers

Working on: English assignment fml

Sweet or salty: sweet

Coffee or tea: lowkey addicted to coffee but tea was my first love and I still drink it daily