Intro thingy cuz the first one sucked balls -like ur mum hehe <- prime example of my maturity
Semi important-ish shit:
My name is Uncle Bob (not actually but you WILL call me that ahem) and I totally run a very real business where I sell drugs and I own the black market (I'm not deluded I swear, my parents got me tested)
I am a pansexual demigorl and my pronouns are She/They BUT LABLES ARE FOR TABLES
I don't like bad ppl period. DONT TALK TO ME IF UR A SHIT STAIN - I WILL UNLEASH MY ARMY OF 1289FT TALL SQUIRRELS ON YOU
Smth smth autism idk:
DINOSAURS. My favourite is a psittacosaurus <- we have fossil evidence of their buttholes (cloaca) THATS SO COOL
I have a weird interest in wwII like concerningly weird
I also have many things abt history they don't teach us in school such as the Herero-Nama genocide and what King Leopold II did to DRcongo and forcing my Humanities teacher to teach the class abt them bcuz its IMPORTANT, OK YOU CHICKEN NUGGET SUBARU
Shows:
I loooorrrveee TADC, to much for my own good AJHDKJSH
Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous, this one is pretty self explanatory like it has dinosaurs AND traumatised teens
Jurassic World Chaos Theory, AHHH MAH HEART, MAH SOUL
Carmen Sandiego
Bluey
Avatar the Last Airbender
Wednesday, she so pwooki
Movies:
Nimona AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jojo rabbit, Peak satire
The Help, PEAK -historical- FICTION
TADC The Last Act, duh
Corpse Bride
MaRvEl
The Adams Family (OG and the ones from the 90's)
And last but not least JURASSIC PARK AND WORLD -> CUE THE SPEAKERS AND CONFETTI CANNONS
Books and shit:
Heartstopper, Gay ass mf-ing shit (darcy mah spirit animal btw)
All The Broken Places, ahh mah balls, I've read this gorgeous ass book so many times the spine is decrepit and flimsy like an old mans dih
Rabbit, Soldier, Angle, Thief, also read so many times the spines falling apart
Jurassic Park, OBVIOUSLY YOU BOMBOCLAT
Evolution of Claire, we love official fanfiction here
People to Follows a cool ass book
The Outrage, Dystopian af and sadly the reality rn
1984 and the handmaids tail
HOO and PJO
AOFUCKING3
Musicals:
Hadestown, hehe
Hamilton <- Me when I have an essay due
Epic the musical
Hot Mess the musical, oOh the EnViRoNmEnt
Newsies
West Side story purely cuz of the way Rachel Zegler applies her lipstick in three clean swipes AHH I WANT THAT SKILL
Heathers, mah balls r also blue and I dont even have any
SIX..........9
I also haven't slept in three days THE CONCEPT OF SLEEP IS UNKNOWN TO ME
I like consume the following: graphite, erasers, and linen, soap, plastic, rubber bands and elastics and some other stuff that I can't be assed (hehe ass) to name ANDDD DRUM ROLL PLS macbooks
ok good bye I hate you
NO I DONT, THAT WAS SO MEAN OF ME
