ManOfSomeTalent

I'm currently living in a two-cat household, and there's a thing that happens where the first cat is calling for me, the second cat shows up like "you rang?", and the first cat immediately smacks the second cat in the face like "not you, knucklehead". They do this every day.

The second cat always comes running when the first cat calls for me, even though it gets her dope-slapped with 100% reliability. I suspect she simply enjoys the attention.

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

guys there is a woman across from me on the train who has probably 300 pins/buttons of the same 2 men kissing with tongue and she is asleep with an unlit cigarette in her mouth

Who were the two men?

I wish I knew ... I am obviously lacking her fujo powers...

Imagine you looked and it was you

Top 10 post of all time IMO.

happy goodbye September girl, hello October girl day everyone

Thats why he is my favorite charetcter.