Right on!

i remember one time i went to a con and i saw like fifty dave cosplayers and this was before i read homestuck so i was like “who is the douche in the shades?” and seven daves turned and looked at me at the same time this was my first experience with homestuck i was scared shitless

@ohsopointlessskeletonhats

that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.

John.

what’s up?

this reads like a post i would see in 2014. i feel transported

animated movies also need to go back to hiring voice actors because voice actors are voice actors and screen actors fucking aren’t

just got a yt ad for the army that said ‘we’re the ones that fight the battles no one hears about’ and. god they’re beyond parody huh

[Image Description: a series of 3 replies, each from tumblr user @/boimgfrog. reply one says, ‘the bts fans ???’. reply two says ‘I’d hardly call writing cow hybrid hcs via twitter a “battle” but whatever pops ur k’. the third reply says, ‘oh my,gosh the united states military’. /End Image Description]

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

it’s been said before and it will be said again but i’m begging you all nicely to restrain yourselves from being so casually aggressive and rude and obnoxious in the tags & reblogs of a complete stranger’s posts. no one wants to know that you hate [tv show that op giffed]. no one wants to know that you hate [character that op drew]. no one wants to hear you being ugly and negative for no reason. say what you want to say in your own post. don’t hit the reblog button. blacklist relevant tags. unfollow or block relevant accounts. log out. shut down. get help.

"My child is completely fine" your child understands the words eeby deeby blorbo scronkle scrinkly glup shitto weesnaw and pebbit horse plinko

“Weesnaw and Pebbit”? Okay, that one’s new to me

I saw the punchline and it still killed me

we stan Mrs. Sofolarin

Mrs Sofolarin said BY G-D I WILL MAKE YOU MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW

“You ain’t getting off that easily- I GOT A DAUGHTER”

Idk about this one boys, Cookie Monster always refers to Cookie Monster's self as "Cookie Monster".

no he doesn’t. he refers to himself as “me.” elmo’s the one that talks in third person. that’s the joke. elmo doesn’t use pronouns and cookie monster is blue. how dare you assume i made this post and didnt know my fucking sesame street history. christ

david tennant could do sherlock holmes but benendict cumberbatch couldn't do the doctor. also benedict cumberbatch couldn't do sherlock holmes

this is hard proof that tumblr has gotten better because if I had made this post in 2015 I would have gotten several death threats by now

*flashbacks to “You messed with the wrong fandom!!!1!”*