Return Of The Mongoose

I can’t feel my butt anymore

Why don’t I feel it for you?

OP, how beefy are your neck muscles to hold up that giant fucking brain of yours? this is AMAZING.

did u kno that st valentine is not only the patron saint of love, but also beekeeping, epilepsy, and the plague

#surprise your loved ones with bees and pestilence

for valentines day, dress up as a plague doctor to show you really care

weird cunt

harsh but fair

ok but did you put your fucking h*gwarts house in your online class discussion forum introduction

absolutely not i have taste what i DID say for my interesting fact was that i have 999:59 hours in my copy of pokemon heartgold

ok ok i understand. this professor is just dunking on harry potter right out the gate unprompted

It’s stuff like this that really makes me appreciate humanity as a whole

HMMMMM

History (and the internet) has proved that humanity has built-in monster-fucker tendencies.

That is a fucking forest spirit and nobody will make me believe otherwise.

Crying

HE FUCKED KING SHARK?

the shape of water 2 is looking good