Blobti's place with things found and liked

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

a vampire, wrapped tightly with indestructible enchanted threads: No weapon forged against me shall prosper. a blacksmith using the vampire as an anvil while making a sword: Shut the fuck up.

following means they follow you, but you don't follow them, whilst mutuals is you both follow each other

bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

oh

following means they follow you, but you don't follow them, whilst mutuals is you both follow each other

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

Oh so when Clifford the Big Red Dog grows to enormous size you love and accept him, but when I, Fenrir

considering how many times a villain has kidnapped mj and publicly announced ‘spiderman I have the woman you love’ you’d think…..someone would look into her personal life a little?

People do the research and dig up the name Peter Parker and just think “Oh no fuckin way she’d go for that loser.”

they find out he’s the spiderman photographer at the bugle and everyone’s like “oh my God it all makes sense now. the spiderman smear campaign is because he’s banging this guy’s wife”