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I just keep eating pasta huh

#one day the carbs will catch up to me but i'm twennysomethin and still a twig

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world cups used to be fun rivalries for me and my wife with that german/argentine thing goin’ on but with low-key respect under all the roasting so.... now we’re both like wtf do we do who do we root for.

#i'm running out of nationalities to root for i mean i guess i got that 3.2% belgian #netherlands didn't make it #germany? i don't know her #poland was not an option #and my wife is like 'lol italy didn't make it argentina is O U T bc the team apparently thinks messi can single-handedly run the thing'#i can fuck with france and uruguay tho

juliansdraxlers

jerome sitting in the stands with his sunglasses on is a major MOOD

#me watching this game at work #world cup

idiotic--fangirl

My favourite part of the Germany South Korea game was Neuer just deciding he was gonna become a midfielder and abandoning the goal, just like fuck this shit I’m out

#Honestly #if he was gonna go out #he might as well go out in the most passive-aggressive way he knew how #letting his team know what it's like when they don't do their damn jobs

aintnobodygotmoneyfodat

loudest noises: -dad sneezes -mom yells -trying to get a pot out of the pot cupboard -dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower -flushing the toilet at 3am in the morning -IMAX

ahsadler

-John Cena

mayadowaliby

3am in the morning

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moonagxdaydream

Maradona is me when I’m having a mental breakdown.

#about me #this wc is crazy

anonymous-robot

my argentine wife when sweden was winning

my argentine wife when germany won at the last minute

@bonnieparkker

#GUESS WHO DIDN'T LOSE 3-0 TO CROATIA #losing 1-0 to mexico was humbling a true honor

bonnieparkker

My cocky German husband when Mexico scored:

My petty Argentine ass that’s still bitter from Brazil 2014, South Africa 2010, & Germany 2006:

#my wife is still roasting me for this on any platform she has access to #BRAZIL WAS 4 YEARS AGO GET OVER IT ANNA

cheaphalloweencostume

In California you can just buy weed online and never talk to or even see another human being. We've eliminated the need to exist outside of your weed goblin cave.

i’m not being tricked into willingly entering california!

#i'm moving my family to california

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Goblin mood: fabulous and sick of your shit.

narfadoodle

@lisjonok

#me

ohmy80s

Winona Ryder -December 10, 1990

#winona ryder

queendread

“Women are good for six”

Modern Isabela Repaint

#isabela #da2 #hi i'm a live

romancememes

#anna

slanting-deactivated20161226

An Oxford student looking through a book on sale England, 1950

#photography #nice nice

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concealedblade-deactivated20210

#sounds about right

hyrude

me: hmm… i wonder if the reason im doing this unhealthy thing… is because it’s at least something i know how to control… unlike that glaring problem in my life that i dont understand how to fix?

the microsoft paperclip that lives in my brain and thinks it has a phd because it took a semester of ap psych in high school: hi! it looks like you’re using language of introspection. are you trying to self-actualize?

me: i need to do it on my own this time, clippy

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