Sing, Slap, Burn

*develops a crush on you. but like. evilly, of course.*

i think bc of youtube and instagram which advertise and invest in their popular creators people forget that “big” tumblr users are just accidentally popular and that NO ONE is backing their sails. we don’t talk to or hang out with each other. there’s not a convention or ad money to encourage collaboration bc what would we even collaborate on. there are no big tumblr trends or memes or in jokes. if i could make $1000 in ad revenue writing a shitpost with setheverman don’t you think id have done it. i am untethered from earth and reality, alone in the dark i can’t recall the taste of strawberries

We should make a tumblr convention so this can happen :)

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If 2020 ends with Dashcon coming back I’m going to unplug my modem and walk into the woods never to be seen again.

Joy I was living on a Norwegian goat farm without running water or electricity when the fist dashcon happened and then I went into town one day to check my email etc. and it happened to be the very day it all unfolded. So unless you STAY in the woods it won’t help.

I feel that’s like living a quiet country life circa July, 64 AD, looking out your window toward Rome and just seeing smoke in the distance. 

also fun fact that vietnam war ended in 1975 that was only 44 years ago i don’t care how hard it was for us veterans to kill people. two millions poor people died in that war, thousands of children are still born with tremendous health problems due to the effect of chemical bombings (the orange agent to be specific) i’m tired of hollywood making movies about the vietnam war and focus on how brave white people are for killing n terrorizing us

not to mention there are still around 80 million unexploded bombs in Laos alone which is making farmers afraid to work their land, keeping the country as one as the poorest in the world. 50 000 people have been killed by unexploded bombs in Laos since the end of the war, 75% of whom were children

Constantly sanitizing everything in stores

Wearing MEDICAL masks when you’re sick.

Curbside pickup and 50% capacity

Knowing a greater number of grown adults are washing their hands. With water AND soap.

ALL THIS!!!!!

Not breathing on or touching people you dont know.

giovanni wrote this

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer