blitzkrieged

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

do not keep putting those two unfunny autistic faggots on my dash

missing The Character is a strange thing because yea there's always the option to go back to their source material or looking at art or reading fics but it's also like i can't just call them up like i would a friend to see how they're doing and that's the frustrating part of it

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

It’s not senseless violence to me, not if it’s you

sex is cool but have you ever just been straight goofy with someone? goddamn that shit hits hard