blissfully-miserable

reblog to make your blog smell like cinnamon and warm brown sugar

This has always bothered me too and it didn't make sense until someone older told me that when they were growing up "scare quotes" were used the way we used *asterisks* or ALL CAPS for emphasis

I can no longer feel the infinite sadness

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

lets call in sick tomorrow and go to the natural history museum

Crawling out of my grave to rub my eyes sleepily, grimace, and crawl back in for another five minutes. 

They fly up next to the spaceship and try to get you to roll the windows down

Instructions unclear, which direction is ‘down’?

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad