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Almost got killed by a falling latter while walking the dogs

#just gonna pretend like that didn't happen #i will tell thoes guys to be more careful for their own sake because they almost tree down trash on one of the dogs #accident or not #watch what youre doing #as if almost dying twice last night wasn't enough

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I'm not feeling so well and all I can feel the cold chill of intending doom

Ive always wanted pink hair

Is my blood type mosquito ketamine because ive been bitten enough to almost faint from being a 24hour blood bank to those pesky things

#even now im still stumbling to get inside quickly #i hate mosquitoes #so fucking much #i. already anemic what more can you take from me

Me: doing jumpstyle stimming to magical doctor over my break

One coworker watching me then two then three one joins in and scares the absolute hell out of me making me jump like a cat

#average day at work #usually i notice when people are coming during mot work dance breaks but this time i didn't-#my heart still hurts from the scare #but now they know how to do jumpstyle #Spotify #maretu #magical doctor

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Oh so that's why my stomach was hurting for days on end

And why ive been hornier than a relentless mutt for two weeks

#i still have a uterus and its making it evey atom of my body's problem #tw periods #but why #i literally have he/they in my profile #/half joke #and why am i still so horny #hate it here #in this body

pinkertoast

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention

New jester alert: This is Jester the Demon I feel strangely moturnal towards him maybe it's because he's so darling and we have similar laughs or it could be he reminds me of my own porcelain dolls daughters so I'm adopting him as one. You're under my contract now sweetie

#trapped with jester #more like #you're trapped with me now

boundedbybones

blewitbalatron

Oh to be a little kitty on top of a bed of plushies..

#that would fix me

While i was walking the dogs with one ear bud in and i heard a couple of guys say oof she's chopped like that dry ass bob, the genetic lottery played in her acne covered face with that widow's peak and butt chin, is that an over bite i though only pugs had those, damn she's even hairy in all the wrong places too, at least she got wide hips and a nice set of tits even if they are small, yea they look like pointy utters and her lips remained me of Shego but pink then they got distracted by the dogs walking past them to go pee

#i wonder if today would get even worse #i already wasnt feeling the best about my looks because i could barely look at myself in the mirror most days #but damn #at least #shego mentioned #and this is the third time in my like someone has said my pecs look like utters to them #that i know of #anyway #im going into a deeper bed rotting depression now

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Roommate: constantly complaining that there's nothing to eat

Me: meal preps sloppy Joe's, veggie stir fry and cabbage soup (for days she don't want meat), grits and pancakes (for breakfast), and butter bean stew with ham and/or rice on the side (just incase she doesn't want them mixed together) while she sleeps. There's also the option of cheeseburgers, cinnamonrolls croissants, fruit, pasta, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, noodles and corndogs.

Roommate: complains that she doesn't like beans, grits and most vegetables and how pancakes are only a weekend food and that shes not in the mood for sloppy Joe's right now

Me: Then do what I use to do growing up with a mother who still treats you as less than a bug or even when I was homeless twice; eat sleep or take a biiig gulp of air with water as a dessert

#picky eaters am i right?#and i thought my family were the pickiest

ri5k

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

fishymari

yo can we turn this into a tag game? Like image urself and the concept you would become ^_^

Id be like escapism or smth 🤔🤔🥹🥹

@bu0yants @spr1nklzzzz @nyx-is-very-tired @woahlookatthatcoolbird + open tags ^_^

pinkgoatgirl

i’d totally be laughter 💪💪(waoww pinkie pie core)

@holidaygirl12251 @simonsjohnny @rabbiidrabbiits @theworldrevolvving @sharxxybaitxdd @fawnii-222 @nicoissucks616 + open tags!!! ^^

fawnii-222

I think i would be like the word sparkle or ethereal or smth :3

@hummingkittiz @yuuuna-is-iconic @ccinamonlipsies @mysacredsanctuary + open tags!!

mysacredsanctuary

i was thinking i’d maybbb be soggy cereal 🤔

@cherrydovvie @cupidl0v3rr @vincian4 @m6lancholiaa @overusedtropelover + open tags !!

overusedtropelover

the first taste of a mango or book pages 🕯️

@coconutglaze @lumineintheabyss @girlhood-is-peak @persephonewiththepomegranates @documentia @rachybear1234 + anyone who wants to join!

documentia

the aftertaste of a blueberry + kiwi galaxy drink in a starbucks cup by the beach @whimsyinwarfare @estoniandeer + anybody who sees this

whimsyinwarfare

I love this concept and I am totally in the same boat and would rather be perceived as an abstract concept than a person at this moment in my life lol.

I think I’d be a colorful newly built two story house with a bright red roof, with old musty clocks covering all of the walls, the only light comes from the open windows

@lexisrants @k4enobi @goldendaysforever @angiesbed @angelsblogs @ramonasinacoma and anybody else that sees :D

lexisrants

i think as a concept I’d be analog horror, speficially Doctor Nowhere’s, or those pastel artworks with swirly lines and unblended lineart

@frogsoncocaine @me-iggg @blackboxwarrior-guy @buck3ttt @ri0t0nlin3 @thetendolla

thetendolla

I would probably be the scent of wet dog God Bless Felan

@genuine-tea-addict @pixel8tedfaygo @catbatliy @cupcroco @ I’m shitting right now so I’m not focusing on tags

happy2bhardc0re

Wat does this mean

I would be Ummm. Um. Grape faygo smel mixxed with sand at the beach amd weed no this isn’t Gamzee related no no it iisnt

@squari5x6 @dr4gon-the-creature @meowchelle16

Open tags

squari5x6

uhhhh the smell of weed (yummers) with likeeeeee wet dog and a weird lil mix of the smell after the rain

and the taste of like goldfish, paper and pennies

T R AN S PA R E N T V I B R A N T G R E E N

@dragonindex5 @echo-the-cindwu @melonmard @nerilefou <-(for sillys) and @roseyahhhh [if you’re cool with it] + open tags

roseyahhhh

the taste of cold pudding maybe

or just the smell of a candle

or just. maybe just a candle

i dont think i understand the assignment here

@t-ired-t-renchcoat @dawnshockanddarkcrash @arcane-acid @sirdragonwyrm @moldybloom @wordswithoutmeaningwithoutwords + open tags

moldyreblogzthings

pencil shavings or like those gross old ticket stubs people want to keep

@aerofishh @retrocrayons

retrocrayons

Dude I don’t freaking know :P

sparkly eyeshadow or CRAYONS that are the old kind from 2010s

@dailydoseoffanfics @1rae1 @astarrel @ifeelpissed @just-your-average-enigma @thebutterflyoficeandwisteria @1m-g0nn4-3xpl0d3 @floofboistudios @neusland @kilikesmilktea @synonymroll2121 and OPEN TAGS!!!!!! :3

just-your-average-enigma

I love this and already percieve myself like this internally in a way

I’m the void / the abyss overall

I’m a place that seems miserable and lonely but if you pull back the curtain you see little floating lights in the dark. The place that isn’t so lonely, in the simplest way I can put it without it being a full poem

Overall, anyway. I also write lots of poetry about this subject

Tags:

@doblesoul @r1neatswalls @tododgedroplets @borealismage

r1neatswalls

a black couch that has a spot that looks white because its a white kitty’s favorite spot to lay :3

@a-fandom-loving-rat-here, @t0ta1n3cromanc3r239, @lilicuzi, @littlebiterbeetle, @flyingducksoup

snakebird928

The tastes of a fresh bag of caramel corn :]

@chickpeathecat @yourfriendphoenix @thecouncilofdumdums @mistof0les @onealonelynumber open tags :D

chickpeathecat

The color pink. Yeah.

No pressure tags!: @transferns @dragonairice @knightsocks @spellbound-storyteller @pipsev @verdantdrawzstories + open tags :D

dragonairice

space :> Voids even :>

Open tags <3

patchwork-crow-writes

I am the vague melancholy that emerges a few moments after you’ve finished hugging someone you cherish. It never seems to be quite long enough, does it…?

Tagging @bleakoutlo, @ferronickel, @exodus-raine, @nopanfakemix2, @daiourage, @thepaleowl, @blueinsunlight, and anyone else who wants to participate. No pressure though :)

nopanfakemix2

I am what happens when the wind gets trapped in the corner of some enclave against a concrete building. I am a vortex tht twists and spins with the breeze, collecting trash, leaves, dust and twirling it about. Im doing a little dance for you :)

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blewitbalatron

I would probably be the calming cool breeze before a life threatening storm or the sad nostalgic yet bittersweet feeling you get when you reminisce on your past and see how much everything has changed. Both are cold yet secretly warm and comfortable feelings you get just like my personality

@dark9896 @bumble-the-sun-bee @aliteralgremlin @crowns-of-gods-offical @moony-buckets @bittyfromquotev

#abstract concept #concept posting #return to abstracted concepts #its so freeing #you can be anything you want #literally!

I want to draw today but its Wednesday that's my ocd deep cleaning day

My head is killing me.. I can feel the pressure of the storm getting heavier...

#why was i cursed with weather predictions engraved in my bones #it makes me nauseous and dizzy them my ears ring or feel like their bleeding when its a really bad storm or hurricane

Sometimes my roommate like to call me multiple times a day, at random times and say nothing and just be on the phone doing whatever she's doing at the moment. Whenever I ask her why she does this she says I just like to hear what you're doing then she brings up the times where she called me while I was playing rocking horse with my girlfriend at the time or caught me doing some hardcore self love then goes back to saying nothing or talk nonstop about a random thing like nothing happened.

I'm convinced she wants to hear it again but I won't let her get the satisfaction of hearing me happy ever again after all she's doing to me.

#i know i ccensored tribadism and masterbation but sometimes i like finding new ways to say vulgar things #but then again #i do have to ask #am i overreacting?#because she does annoy me greatly #she even stays on the phone when i say im busy or get very upset when i hang up or do it by accident

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So apparently my post were turned off automatically I adjusted it in my settings so hopefully you guys can see me now i crave the attention and screaming into a void that can talk back

#screaming into the void #but does the void scream back #void beltings #i think the ai on my phone saud thats enough #silence twink

Why can't i stay in bed all day my body is betraying me maybe tomorrow I'll have a chance it feels like a bad storm is coming

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