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there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

Hello, Jared, 19. The instructions to escape this room are written on the paper in front of you. Good luck.

yeast is a domesticated animal

you feed it. it feeds you. you've known it since forever. it has existed far before you have and will outlive you for eons, but for now, it is your friend, and it lives in a jar in your kitchen cupboard.

y’all should reblog and put in the tags what your first concert and your last concert were, and what your next concert will be if you know

So. He's done cowboys, he's done prisons, and he's done actual Satan. When is he doing pirates?

me every time i take a sip of my cappuccino: do they know it's called cappuccino because the color is similar to the sackcloth worn by capuchin friars (cappuccini). do they know capuchin friars got their name from the hood (cappuccio) they wear. do they know cappuccino is a double diminutive as it comes from capo ('robe') + uccio = cappuccio ('hood' but literally 'little robe') + ino = cappuccino ('tiny hood' but literally 'tiny little robe'). do they know

hey ive been really good about recycling and using reusable water bottles instead of disposable ones so why is there still an oil fire in the middle of the ocean

I’m loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It’s interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone’s gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

Shit I’m gonna start crying that was so beautiful

boys in skirts are cute. girls in skirts are cute. enbies in skirts are cute. you, yes you, the person reading this, you're cute in a skirt. wear more skirts.