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If someone shot one of these at me, I'd shit myself.

Tactical bidet

I don't think I want a squirtgun that seems like it might tell me I have twenty seconds to drop my weapon then fire three hundred and twenty seven rounds of ammunition into me until I'm a human shaped pool of meat salsa.

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.

They look so good

You have the best verification codes