blesssssings

Tall, skinny, nerdy, sneezy, big-nosed, subby men with glasses FUCK—

Someone in the throes of an allergic reaction, taking or being handed a cold, wet washcloth. They press it to their nose, desperate to soothe the smoldering tickle, but it’s still so itchy they can’t help but scrub at it. The coolness helps, but the scrubbing does not, and soon they’re muffling sneeze after squelchy sneeze into the damp cloth.

There’s just something about a person with glasses who has to sneeze. The glasses accentuating their nose. Their lenses magnifying their teary eyes. I just imagine taking a flower and brushing the petals against their twitching, wriggling nose, dusting it with pollen, hearing, seeing, feeling each desperate hitch, their face going slack and mouth agape until the final release, which knocks their glasses askew.

pre-sneeze voices that are higher in register than a normal talking voice. Pre-sneeze voices that sound super congested, like you can hear the sneeze building even as they talk...

arguably the hottest thing i can imagine is kissing someone when they're mid-hitch and feeling them squirm against you, still trying to hold back, cause they don't want to sneeze on you-

I think we should talk more about the vague pre-fever blah feeling … they don’t have a fever yet, but they can tell they’re going to get one … everything is so heavy, and they can’t shake the pervasive tiredness, and that buzzing in the back of their nose can’t be good…

someone snuggled in their partner's arms, trying to fall asleep, except their nose keeps running and they keep fussing at it with a wad of tissues, indirectly keeping the both of them awake

Wanna straddle a dude with a sensitive nose, and play with it until he's reduced to burying his face in my shoulder, and sneezing uncontrollably while I hold him.

red noses are so cute. are they from a cold? from allergies? from someone blowing their nose? from wiping it against a sleeve? the possibilities are endless & i love all of them

"what a nerd lol" i said with barely controlled lust

there's literally something so hot and slutty about doubles, triples, etc. like baby, your nose is just so desperate for relief that they come out all at once like that? your poor body just can't help itself, can it?

it’s so chilly these days and I just wanna cuddle up against a hot sick person’s warm, feverish body under the covers, is that too much to ask 😔