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Don’t scare me like that, coloniser!

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bittiest

This is some next level shit damn.

blessezmoi

I can finally post what I made the boy for xmas. A super nerdy coffee table!

insanenoodlyguy

I may in fact have most wonderful girlfriend.

blessezmoi

Repost so I can find the damn post when I need it

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at my future wedding and funeral service

blessezmoi

The boyfriend will have this at his wedding

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merindab

One of my facebook friends makes a good point

thetwomeatmeal

I’m TAing an intro to proofs and set theory class, and the instructor just sent this kids’ book about infinity out to the class. It’s pure MS Paint Lovecraftian nighmare fuel: https://www.math.brown.edu/~res/farm.pdf

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@metagorgon

regexkind

what the absolute fuck

drethelin

holy shit

sisterofsilence

*opens mouth*

*closest mouth*

*frowns*

hollowedskin

I feel like this is answers to questions I never wanted to ask.

roane72

I don’t want to go to the infinite farm. I’m scared of the infinite farm.

lilbittydragon-deactivated20241

I thought “pure MS Paint Lovecraftian nightmare fuel” was an exaggeration but if anything it’s understatement

scythfi-writer

Thanks to Vsauce, I was SO ready for this!

sndwave

the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

sndwave

*stands majestically in a bucket*

stemmmm

ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in

prokopetz

It’s even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the first place.

Some folks are asking “well, if he can avoid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesn’t that ruin his whole motivation?”, but he’s not on dry land here.

The parley takes place on a sandbar - which, for the unfamiliar, is a temporary “island” of sand deposited by breaking waves, unconnected with the shore, that spends most of its time submerged, being exposed only at low tide.

What Jones is doing here is rules-lawyering his curse. Can you imagine the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this would actually work?

“Okay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the shore below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoals? What if I stand in a pool of water on a shoal? Does it have to be seawater, or will any water do? Does it have to be a natural tidepool, or can it be something artificial, like a bucket?”

What I am saying is that there must have been a process.

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“After reading the script, Gene Wilder said he would make the film under one condition: that he would be allowed to somersault in the scene when he first meets the children. When asked why, Gene Wilder replied that having Willy Wonka start out limping and end up somersaulting would set the tone for that character. He wanted to portray him as someone whose actions were completely unpredictable. His request to somersault was granted.” Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) dir. Mel Stuart

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blessezmoi

Damn humans are beautiful

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i hate when ppl say shit like BUT ANTIDEPRESSANTS ALTER YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION UNNATURALLY READ UP ON IT NURGGHH like yeah, youre right, they force it to produce serotonin so i can function, similar to how i take thyroxine bc my thyroid doesnt fucking make the right shit, similar to how people with diabetes take insulin, similar to how people with low iron take iron supplements, you thin slice of nutloaf

do you yell at people for eating food bc their body doesnt just naturally photosynthesize energy on its own

blessezmoi

Amen

technolojeeesus-blog

Your mental illness is lying to you.

You are not stupid. You are not ugly. You are not worthless. You are not weak. You are not a burden. Your mental illness is lying to you.

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Fuck.

tearyourcurtainsdown

Also:

No you’re not bothering me. (Yes I’m serious.)

You’re not dumb.

You have great ideas.

Your smile isn’t ugly.

Neither is your laugh.

Yes people love you. No they’re not lying. Yes really.

fun-n-fashion

YOU ARE NOT BOTHERING ME.

You don’t need to apologize, I actually AM very interested in our conversation.

YOU DON”T NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR EXISTING.

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in addition: yes i love you and your existence

stoniewitch

Uhm… I really fucking needed to see this.

jackslenderman

Yes, I am happy to hear from you.

You look nice today.

No, you aren’t being annoying.

Tell me more about the things you like, I’m interested in what you have to say.

If you changed your mind and can’t handle going out, we can hang out at home instead, I really don’t mind and I’m not mad at you.

Yes, I am really honestly happy that you’re here!

I think you’re pretty great actually.

chi-dan

Needed this and BOOSTING

teethagoddess

needed this.

letmeprosper

ALL OF THIS

Side note: if you tell me to stop apologizing, I will apologize for apologizing so much

hellogumdrop

seeing Obama make Biden a friendship bracelet makes me regret downloading snapchat a little less.

errorschacha

If you think all Black people’s blogs are “social justice” blogs, you’re racist.

ferenginar

I read some newspaper article recently that pretty much summed up Tumblr and the responses to it this way—privileged people who come here are shocked to see marginalized people talking about their experiences, so they think everyone’s just obsessed with social justice, rather than talking about their own lives.

forevrdreamingofbetterthings

this is really important.

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