There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me


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@blessedbrownboy
There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

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What’s happening on Twitter? 😂
https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19
Love smash mouth
What’s going on this year
What is happening? 😂
LMAO He just said he does
https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19
batman dies in infinity war
Thanks for the Thundercats spoiler
wait until you see what happens to gohan
Is this Ready Player One?
✨ HOE TIP ✨
Kiss your man’s neck. The same way he kisses and nibbles and licks on yours. Kiss the part just under his ear. Do it slowly. Like agonizingly slow. Lick a line on his neck and then gently blow cool air on it. Every guy I’ve ever done that to nutted his pants.
this is my best post lmao
This is real
You’ll be surprised by how high their voice goes when you take your time with this while your hands wander
Yes! I like to grab one side of his neck and take my tongue from the center of his neck to the side and lick just a little before I suck it…and let the other hand make its way to their hair?? They be on 10.
✨Another Hoe Tip✨
Straddle them as you do this and move your hips slightly, drives my fiancé wild.🤤😍
Yes indeed. In a chair, you can slide him in you and just sit there while you suck his neck…👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
It’s bad that just reading this turned me on ,
Sheesh
Additional tip: The space between the neck and ear is hella sensitive. Use a piece of frozen fruit (doesn’t melt like ice and you can eat it with your beau) on your mans, alternative between the chill of the fruit and the warmth of your mouth. That and a combination of kissing, licking and biting in this particular spot will have your mans weak and ready.
Yesssssssss! I been trying to put people on to the frozen fruit.
Yall just evil…….
😈😈😈
We do what we can.

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Snoop on being #1 on the gospel charts is the funniest shit you’ll see today! 😂🤣🤣
He ain’t lying tho.
Snoop is so real !!!! 🙌🏾😂
LMFAOOOOOOOO too many of them have done crazyyyyyyy shit and should be last to judge
(x)
“Whut deh fuhk? Is he using duh bät room?”
“Yeh, he’s üsing teh bätroom”
*man in the video opens stall only to find that the monster is, in fact, using the bathroom*
“YOU DID THIS TO ME”
I should not have laughed that hard at this…
the god damn comedic timing on this
“I’ve been screaming for years and no one has ever heard me.”
— Tahereh Mafi (via unfragment)

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When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out,
Okay, so very recently, I was cashiering for Publix, and it was late at night, and I actually didn’t wanna be there, go figure. So this woman walks up, buying about 15-20 items, which is a pretty clean run for me, so I’m scanning her groceries, and we carry a small conversation.
During this conversation, she asks me if I’m in school, and I say yes. I tell her about how exams went, as they were near that period, and told her I had a Biology exam that was over genetics. And she looks me straight in the eyes, with seriousness of a heart attack being read in every wrinkle of her white soccer mom face, and says: “Oh, I’m a Christian, I don’t believe in genetics.”
Flabbergasted. My eyes do that spinny rainbow thing that Apple computers do when theyre buffering. A second goes by. I’ve gone through all stages of grief at this point, but haven’t reached acceptance. I have to say something, I have to say SOMETHING. If I just stare at her through this, she’ll know I think she’s fucking dumb and she might get angry, and I don’t need that. Two seconds have gone by. I have stopped scanning groceries at this point, and am just being violently shot back and forth between two sections of the galaxy. I can feel my body taking leave of my soul. Three seconds. I have to say something.
“Anyway, I did well on my accounting exam, so that’s something. Do you have any coupons?”
What part? (just curious)
south! from kerala
Yooo same but born and raised in Jersey
mark fuckerburg
slap your balls and die
at this point comedy is a moving target and im just flailing my arms in a vain hope to hit it
#you hit it twice man
LMAOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I heard vine compilations were a thing
I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”
@leatardian milk girl

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why is her caption the funniest thing
They were upset I went to Target without them
To those worried about our neighbors - the ones we know personally love our dogs, the dogs only do this when we let them (they hush if we tell them to) and not daily and never early or late in the day, and all of our neighbors also have dogs which actually are noisier than my dogs daily.
hey man your wolf pack is upset