honestly some of y’all want a significant other so badly and can’t understand why you can’t find one, but have no sense of boundaries or healthy expectations of what a relationship is like. in a committed long-term partnership you get left on read, you wait for texts back, and you can forget about each other when you’re busy. sometimes you fall asleep without saying goodnight and sometimes you’re too caught up to text each other before 6pm. that’s how it is. thinking that you can’t be deeply, beautifully in love and still wait more than “1.75 hours” for a text back is such an unhealthy and unreasonable expectation of what love is, and you shouldn’t be in a relationship if you can’t allow the other person to exist on their own apart from you. if you’re projecting your anxieties and insecurities onto a partner who doesn’t even exist yet, then you aren’t ready for one.

LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!

This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.

if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.

They’re almost as bad as cats

They’re like badass kids😍😂😂

Solid snake with the stealth

Lmao amazing

perfect stealth

prophunt

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

this post gets better everytime i see it

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

@extraordinaquari

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

It got better.

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

Reblogging this because ~this is important~

I’ve never been so happy to not have sex.

Reblogging because I tell my patients this all the time and we talk about this at work all the time ☝🏼️☝🏼☝🏼

It’s already happening

Reblogging cause sexual health is important

LMAO 😂💀

This comic is so frustrating lmao, like wow, not to perpetuate this shit but I kinda wanna hit the artist of this comic with a fucking chair. The fact this comic artist portrays the left as a literal homeless person speaks so much to how they look down on the left wing democrats like hobos, and how they look down at minorities, and how they minimize and completely disregard all the issues we have with the literal insane Trump administration, simply because it doesn’t affect them, just like passing a hobo on the street doesn’t affect them. If fighting against corruption, and for the sake of equality, and to defend the rights of the people of this nation and to protect the constitution is considered a rash, then I guess I’m a fucking rash person. What points do you have other than “hurr I’m scared of muslims and Mexicans and black people, trump makes me feel safe, I’m perfectly happy paying unnecessary millions of dollars in taxpayer money to keep him in his giant fucking crazy expensive home in NYC, that money couldn’t be used on better things, don’t be silly! And I absolutely love allowing him to be a tyrannous dictator of a president, who’s sent out more executive orders in his first 10 days than any other president in history! Clearly he’s an adult and not a man-baby that can’t even be a good sport about being made fun of on SNL the comedy show KNOWN FOR POLITICAL SATIRE AND MAKING FUN OF THE PRESIDENT. And it isn’t ironic at all that left wing democrats are portrayed like this rabid hobo, when our own president, who’s OWN RASHNESS, and complete disregard for other national rapport, might cause the world to slip into fucking world war three or complete nuclear genocide, since he’s with Russia on expanding our nuclear arsenal.” Stupid ass right wing inbreds gonna get world blown to shit and still find a way to blame someone else.

Oh, the irony

Since most of you guys have missed the point of this political cartoon, what its trying to point out is that the Left has regressed from civil discourse to violence and now it seems like the Right is the most politically rational party.