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nice frontal lobe :)

*stirs it like a latte*

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the procedure was a success

how come cats look outside and start vibrating their little mouths so much and so quick while sounding like they are printing copies from a fax machine. why do birds do that to them.

You guys are Jeff the killing me

help girl im ben drowning

dude don’t worry about this notebook dude no i promise i wrote your name in there because i love you bro i promise i wouldnt hurt you dude don’t worry about the title of the notebook bro stop

if I was a cyborg I would want all of my mechanical parts to be like 90s clear plastic so you could clearly see all the machine guts inside and I think that's really sexy of me.

Why dont we do that anymore with electronics because it looks sick as fuck

Eating spageddy

You know how it is with spageddy

Rubix cubes are the single most top selling toys of all time.

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

This is really beautiful!!!