adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

none of us are making those appointments huh

nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don’t want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

january 1st?? what the fuck. what’s next? january 2nd??? a 3rd of january???? give me a fucking break.

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

girls just go out to have fun and men just go out to look for girls who are having fun and ruin it

every season is spooky season