queen of trash

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer

getting to that part in the day where I imagine how soothing it would be to rock back and forth in a dark room

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

when jimmy fallon dies theyre incorporating his ashes into a ben and jerrys limited time flavor

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy