Hiya

Venn diagrams don’t really work past 3 circles.

The vennest of diagrams

*slick car salesman who now sells showers but hasn't adjusted his tone* now this one here's got some punch. you turn this baby right here all the way hot, it can lobster-boil grandpa in 49 seconds

condolences to the person in the notes whose grandpa actually got lobster-boiled in 49 seconds

This would be a great bathroom for a flatfish or perhaps a cuttlefish

My limp wrist isn’t posed like that because I’m gay, it’s like that because it should be resting on the hilt of a sword, but those are unfortunately not allowed in the workplace

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

Cigarettes give you cancer, alcohol gives you cancer….. what’s next? the fire retardant in my ceiling that I like to inhale for good luck???

This is how I win. *loses*

Step into my healing aura you shit fuck

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

its ok if nows not a good time

women & bitches love my cavern

Can you shut up about your cavern

TO THE PIT WITH YOU !

i forget baby bugs don't really exist not in the way i want them too anywYs. i was like how come ive never seen a baby beetle i bet theyre soo cute and then i googled and i was like oh right. grub

hey, don’t cry— grasshopper nymph, okay?

can you take my white ass to funkytown

nope. torture city again

come on