BlasterBitties

“Of couse.” Penny smiled, leading you into the back room. You looked around as Penny explained your wants to the Blasters, and a few came up to you, sniffing your hand that you extended.

You picked the one to the far right. Two foot three inches, his tail ended in a long mace of spikes as he wagged it, grinning at you.

Penny watched from the sidelines as you got to know the potential companion. She smiled as you came back to her after forty five munites, grinning just as wide as the blaser.

“Congratulations.” She smiled, petting the blaster’s head. “Looks like this is a good match. Now if you two will come with me.”

You and your new blaster came to the front desk and signed all the paperwork. Penny waved as you left the shop with your new friend.

"This way then." Penny said, gesturing you to follow her. You two make your way to the back room, where plenty of blasters of all sizes were playing. Penny clapped. "Can the larger Blasters come here? We have a potential buyer."

 A few of the smallers blasters ignored her completely, but most of the large ones came forward, their tails wagging.

Penny showed you which ones had the temperament you wanted, pointing to three of them. 

You chose one who was three feet 6 inches to the shoulder, who came up to you after you picked her. You and your potential new friend then played around the enclosure for a while, Penny watching from the side.

You came back to her, your smile mirrored by the blaster.

“Of course!” Penny says. “But unfortunately I need more information. What size are you thinking of? How much space do you have. What sort of temperament are you looking for?”

GasterBlaster bitties range from 1 inch to 4 feet to the shoulder. It’s not necessarily bitties in that sense. 

Their personalities range from timid giant, to ferocious mouse. It is recommended that you spend time with the GB in question before you decide to adopt.

They eat a wide variety of food. Mainly carnivorous, it is recommended that you feed them meat, but good dog food is also good for them.

Their magical prowess fluctuates depending on the GB. Their abilities range from teleportation, levitation, telekinesis, and clipping. All of them can shoot blasters, but they only do it if their, or their loved ones’ lives are in danger.

They are smarter than normal dogs, able to do arithmetic and quick problem solving, as well as learning new languages and reading. If treated like a unintelligent beast, they will run away. 

Make sure to adopt one from a eligible breeder. There have been cases of illegal breeding and selling, which is dangerous for the GBs and the adopters. If one approaches you, report them.

If you find a GB without a breeder or owner, do not approach it, no matter the size. Feral GBs can be found where bad owners and breeders can also be found. If the GB approaches you in a friendly manner, 99% of the time it is safe to take it in. 

You need to contact a professional breeder if you find a stray GB. If you do not have the proper paperwork, your GB will be confiscated until the paperwork can be filled.