Derpasaurus Rext

Across the Spiderverse really said “THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE WOULD BE SAVED IF ALL COPS QUIT THEIR JOBS RIGHT NOW” and that’s why they’re better than the mcu

Okay but making "a police captain they're close to HAS to die" was so stupid. Like I know they need it for plot but. But look at that fucking dinosaur. Did that dinosaur have a cop friend.

The way the machine pauses like “should I do this?” before it draws the circle

this is the kind of content i came here for

what the fuck

I admit I don’t know how a child’s brain works but as an adult the greatest sign of respect I feel capable of giving a child is to act as if they are prophesized to destroy me when they come of age.

Never ask a girl if she wants to become a werewolf because she’s always going to say yes because girls love tearing things apart with their teeth and ripping people to shreds with their claws, it’s a foregone conclusion, an immutable fact of our universe really when ya think about it.