And Lucifer said: "The biggest cock I've ever seen!"

This is the site skin that I personally use.

After a very long time, I finally got around to fixing a few minor issues with it and making it available for download. Hopefully, it will work as it should.

To potential users: if you find any bugs or if something loads strangely, please let me know. I'll fix it.

Instructions are included in the article (in both Czech and English).

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/89482451

I've made one of my dozens of private site skins available for download - one that I've been tweaking for years in my own editor. 😄

Sorry that the AO3 post is in Czech - it was originally written for my little corner of the Czech fandom. That said, I think anyone who's familiar with AO3 skins will be able to figure things out despite the language barrier (or just run it through a translator).

In any case, you can find the skin here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/89292336

EDIT: English has also been added to the article ;)

28. 7. 2026 - Edit: addded partial transparency to some boxes — they will now be more translucent against the background (headers and comments)

29. 7. 2026 - Edit: minor adjustments to the collections and links in the list of fandoms

Several people have repeatedly asked me how I create those "decorative" letters at the start of my texts on AO3, so I put together a guide on it.

Anyone interested can find it here:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/88981351

I just translated my Czech fic… It's just a one-shot, but it's fluff and smut and something hopeful and post-canon. Something I wrote to cheer myself up and comfort myself a bit, because around that time my best dog buddy passed away. The attached images are hand-painted digital art. I hope it brings someone some joy. Since English isn't my mother language, it took a fair amount of work to keep it feeling genuine from original version and not turn it into something cheesy 🙂, hope it's not full of typos or grammar errors.

Fandom: Sherlock BBC

Ship: John Watson/Sherlock Holmes

R: explicit

Tags: Post canon, fluff, smut, bottom!John, first time, domestic fluff, no Rosie

Summary: After the explosion on Baker Street, life is slowly returning to normal. Two flatmates. One wrecked flat. Romantic dinners at Angelo's. John Watson, who's starting to reconsider a few lifelong convictions. And two cartons of milk.

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/88876936

SUMMARY: John Sheppard and the Wraith Todd share a strange kind of truce—one that borders on dangerously reckless games. Their bets and petty one-upmanship entertain them just enough that the line of what’s “appropriate” starts to blur.

The result? The embarrassment of the year, alien biology, and one very badly timed visit to the bridge.

Or: why Sheppard should never bet against a ten-thousand-year-old alien with a suspiciously good grasp of physics… and people.

5/5: https://archiveofourown.org/works/82671481/chapters/235819736

Work in progress.

Let me tell you... I HATE HIS SUIT! HATE IT!

What have I gotten myself into this time?!

A few days ago I posted a post-canon Johnlock fic (in my mother language, but I do plan to translate it into English eventually), and for once I thought I'd add it on Wattpad as well, even though I don't really hang around there much.

The plan was: make a simple cover.

Except the plan was also to throw together a quick, lazy little manip and call it a day, because honestly, I wasn't about to spend ages on a Wattpad cover.

Well.

Instead, I somehow ended up spending two days in Photoshop drawing digital art.

Which now looks rather lovely decorating the fic on AO3. And, to be fair, it looks pretty good on Wattpad too.

I'm going to pat myself on the back a bit here. It's hardly a masterpiece, but I really like this fanart style and I find myself leaning into it more and more lately (same as with my recent drawings). I think I'm slowly finding a style that actually suits me and, more importantly, doesn't drain what little time and energy I have.

So here's some John and Sherlock fanart, a Wattpad cover, and Two cartons of milk.

Because yes, that's actually the title of the story 😄🥛

Happy pride, boys!

Historically, the very first picture I ever tried to draw on my tablet (and then there was a long hiatus on my part when it came to drawing) was of Tom/Draco. Poor little Tom. Duh :D

So since today is June 5th - happy birthday, Draco Malfoy!

So… Happy Pride Month, folks! 🏳️‍🌈

And happy PRIDE MONTH to these two and their bullshit! AO3 link

Working on something... It’s Pride Month, after all, so what else was I supposed to do?

Photoshop froze and crashed twice while I was working on this, and because the file wasn't saved, I had to redraw some parts three times. (At this point I'm saving every ten seconds)... So if one more person tells me I generate my artwork with AI, I will personally break into their apartment and scatter LEGO bricks all over the floor. 🏳️‍🌈💀

I forgot to eat, my coffee went cold, my back is killing me, but I just couldn’t tear myself away from it. I was trying out a new drawing technique and had an absolute blast with it. It’s half past two in the morning, and I can finally go to bed.

From the very moment it was announced that Misha would be appearing in The Boys, I knew I’d eventually have to draw him because... well, because Malchemical simply deserves it. Damn it! 😄