Lookin' Rad, Feelin' Sad

no stevie nicks, i CAN’T sail through the changing ocean tides and i CAN’T handle the seasons of my life

my boyfriend’s ass must be a german ambulance cuz he got that wagen and it makes me start kranken

oh mein gott i vant him so bad

my tinder bio

I just want to sit on someone’s lap in my underwear and an oversized shirt and make out until we’re both so horny we’re delirious and then they can throw me down and fuck me until I’m trembling is that too much to ask?

amy winehouse was right......what kinda fuckery is this 💔

Despite All My Chub I Am Still Just A Rat In A Tub

Oh my god

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.

“tis a visitor,” i muttered, “dummy thicc, and nothing more”

world heritage post

I hope Brendan Fraser is having a nice day.

I hope one day that Brendan Fraser gets to see this post with several thousand (one day perhaps several hundred thousand?) people who have all banded together, united for one single common purpose: to hope that he is having a nice day.