a tshirt that says I LIKE YOU AND I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU

not only can i identify exactly what the pattern is, how it formed and why it formed i also cant change it

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

our age of blogs is collapsing

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

if you can’t handle little tummy, do you deserve anything?

most euthanizable mutuals of 2026

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

you only like me for who I am

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to