tara eve

sir that is my emotional support male celebrity that i direct all of my male attraction towards bc he is a highly idealized man that is safe to lust after because he cannot hurt me!!!!!!!

two girls coming together and plotting a gruesome vengeful death for the men who wronged them should be a romantic sub genre of its own

if demon megan fox killed my boyfriend i would simply date her

rip to needy but i'm different

stop saying that taylor swift is a lesbian icon when shes literally the straightest person i have ever seen in my life

college is like *gets an email* *walks somewhere* *realizes u left ur water bottle at home* *walks somewhere* *walks somewhere* *gets an email* *gets an email*

this is all because I never experienced the triumphs and defeats the epic highs and lows of high school football

[both whispering angrily]

I love psych

honestly the best part is that they both completely understand each other

do you ever develop the dumbest crush on someone that you have no chance with and everything u do is dumb and feelings are dumb and i feel so dumb and dumbity dumb dumb

so why the fuck do we shame poor people for giving themselves little luxuries like starbucks and second-hand designer purses but nobody says a damn thing about rich people wasting extravagant amounts of money on gold-plated toilet seats and shit?? if you have so much extra fucking money that you’re spending it on a third sports car you may as well donate it to someone who really needs it. why the FUCK does society try to shame poor people for not wanting to be miserable all the time but turns a blind eye to rich fucks squandering huge amounts of money on useless shit. why. 

Friends would have been better if Chandler and Joey ended up together. Like it’s Chandler and Joey, their lesbian neighbors Monica and Rachel, and their wacky friend Phoebe.

ross died of influenza