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i love it when italians argue about italian. like we donât even know how our language really works we just roll with it
Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer
My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy
one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered
oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I canât imagine what I could do if I tried harder
Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs
this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to⌠Iâm not sure actually. Canât hurt though.Â
The romanization of Hawaiâi only tightens Americaâs grip on my people.
We are not the land of Lilo and Stitch. We are not a paradise.
We are a nation suffering.
There are only around 600,000 Native Hawaiians left. Only around 200,000 of them live in Hawaiâi.
Hawaiâi has the second largest homeless population in the nation, falling just behind New York. There are 19 million people in New York. Hawaii only has 1.4 million people. Yet their homeless rates are neck and neck. A majority of those experiencing homelessness in Hawaiâi are Native Hawaiian.
Tourism destroys sacred land. Mountains are moved to make room for telescopes. People live in tiny concrete apartments that cost $2k a month because the rich move to the islands to carve their own paradise. My people spend every night praying we can afford to eat the next day
The Navy poisons the water over and over. They lie and say itâs safe. People fall ill. Then they dump the waste into the ocean and promise to do better. They lie.
End the romanization of Hawaiâi. There is no paradise under American occupation.
Intracommunity Jewish things:
Goyim/non-Jews: Please feel free to reblog this, but do not add to it, and especially do not add to it asking for it to be explained to you. Also, do not send me asks asking for an explanation.
Please don't use this as a platform for debating the merits of gets. That's not the point.
i think of this video once a week
Transcription: A man stands in front of the camera with the caption âA story time from when I was a girlâ next to him and trans flags adorning the video. âAyo, let me give yâall a story time. You know Iâm transgender, I was born a girl I transitioned into a man but let me give yâall a story time from when I was a girl. So, me and all my stud friends, we getting ready to go to this party we all dressed in all white. One of my friends decided like, âAy yâall, letâs all wear our straps to the party.â So we all dumb, âAight, bet!â So, we all wear it to the party. We get to the party, itâs a basement party, back in the day, you know what Iâm saying, so, nobody can really see. So, this girl get to twerking on me, she feeling me, giving me her number, dadadadada (said to mean etc.) We meet up after the party at her house, me and all my friends. So, we all go into seperate rooms dadadadada. So, we did what we had to do. So, I ainât talk to shawty for like, two and a half months and I get a random text from this number like, âYeah, like I been trying to call you and talk to you.â And Iâm like, âFor what?â you know what Iâm saying, [Iâm trying to] ignore you, like, it was a one night thing. Sheâs like, âYeah, Iâm pregnant and itâs your baby dadadadadaâŚâ And Iâm like, âShawty, Iâm a girl.â and like, showing her pictures of like, what, me in a sports bra. No, she like âNo, thatâs your sister Iâm not stupid I know who I had sex with that night.â Um, so, to this day I got a child out there. Hey son-â
finally. the first transmasc absentee father
diversity win, cis men no longer have monopoly on absentee fatherhood!

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I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.
BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL
We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.
'we need to fight for intersex rights because a lot of them are lgbt/lots of intersex people are trans' stfu right now. we need to fight for intersex rights not because it benefits us but because theyre constantly under attack, god.
I've seen a lot of posts welcoming new Tumblr users, but I haven't seen any welcoming old users BACK. So, if you're returning, here's some fun new stuff Tumblr has added. Some of this may be desktop only right now, but Tumblr has been very good about migrating features to mobile without too much delay. I'm also primarily a desktop user, so some buttons may be in different spots on mobile.
You can now turn off reblogs on your posts, even the old ones. Click on the little gear icon at the top of the post window and towards the bottom to set reblogs to "anyone" or "no one."
You can have up to 30 images in a post now! Just be sure to be respectful and tag it as a long post.
Speaking of long posts, you can now set tumblr to automatically shorten anything over a certain length. It's under Settings>Dashboard.
Tumblr now has content labels, which is what has allowed them to bring back mature content art. These are important, so please use them. You can turn them on on each post individually by clicking the "everyone" drop down next to the "post now" button. And you can control how your dashboard shows or doesn't show labeled posts by going to Settings>Account.
You can now filter tags and post content via tumblr itself without using something like XKit! This is also under Settings>Account.
Tumblr offers an ad-free subscription now. $40 a year. If you love this little hellsite, this is a great way to show support!
Tumblr also allows users to pay to turn their posts into ads now. It's called blazing a post. It is great fun and generally hilarious. You have no control over your audience. You're just yeeting your post, of any sort, not just advertising, off into the void. An ad-free subscription hides these posts, but you can in fact turn blazed posts specifically back on while blocking the rest of the ads. Blaze a post by clicking on the little flame icon at the bottom. You can only blaze your own posts.
You can buy fun little tchotchkys for your dashboard and, sometimes, the dashboards of others. Right now we've got crabs, a horse that shits everywhere, and the super special double blue checkmarks. These are just fun little things to play with.
You can now enable tipping on your blog/individual posts. Totally optional, of course, but can be useful if you're a creator.
Staff has been a lot more active this last year, so if you want to keep up with what is going on be sure to follow @staff, @changes, and @wip.
That's all I can think of. Everyone else is free to add to this!
Damn, itâs been so long Iâve forgotten how Tumblr even works
Genuinely just popping my head back in here to see whatâs up before they clear all our filthy-minded asses out of here. If youâre reading this, I hope youâre well! I used to love this place. But Americaâs gonna âMerica, sooooooooâŚ
my god, if iâd known how hard America was gonna âMericaâŚ
Yes.

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After a year and a half, Mary - the small town baker - is in a relationship with Knox - the fire chief - and Santos - the police chief. Their relationship is getting serious and Santos wants to take them home to meet his family. Even better, Knox has the great idea to turn this holiday vacation into a road trip West to meet all of their families. Come along as Mary, Knox and Santos navigate parents hungry for grandchildren yesterday, recipe swaps, and the unexpected realization that all love isnât easy. This holiday short can be read alone, but would make the most sense if you read From Scratch and Small Town Secrets first. Welcome to Sea Port is a series of novellas about a small town no one can find on a map, unexpected love, sizzling sex and the occasional baked good (or two or three).
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Damn, it's been so long I've forgotten how Tumblr even works
Genuinely just popping my head back in here to see what's up before they clear all our filthy-minded asses out of here. If you're reading this, I hope you're well! I used to love this place. But America's gonna 'Merica, soooooooo...
This is an illustration I did for my friend, Daiâs, PhD thesis. A part of his thesis involved a study around how some gay men (particularly those of a minority status) negotiate being gay outside of mainstream gay culture. One story that really stood out to me as being quite unique and touching involved a middle-aged fellow who has never been intimate with another man, doesnât necessarily identify as being gay, but spends his days knitting baby socks on park benches and on the train as a way to perform his âgaynessâ. As he still lives at home with an extremely conservative family this is essentially the only way he knows to express his sexuality.
âGirls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every dayâ
You fuckin CLOWNS think youâre a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think youâre a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.
Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are. He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because heâs nice.
Yâall ainât Clark Kent.
I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.
âbarely a Guy Gardnerâ is the sickest comics related burn Iâve heard to date.Â
At least back in my (I am talking about the 80s, children) day it was actually a THING if a guy was like Clark Kent. One of my friends actually started calling the cute, smart, shy, handsomely bespectacled dude we all had a crush on âClark.â Girls have NEVER wanted Superman. The fact that dudes continue to not understand this is the perfect example of how toxic masculinity screw everyone.
who is responsible for this chant đ
when i die i want this to be my eulogy
âI GOT CRAMPS. ITâS MY TIME OF THE MONTH. I CANâT STAND YOU, BITCH. I GOT CRAMPS. ITâS MY TIME OF THE MONTH. I CANâT TAKE YOU, BITCH! I GOT CRAMPS. ITâS MY TIME OF THE MONTH. I DONâT SEE YOU, BITCH! I GOT CRAMPS. ITâS MY TIME OF THE MONTH. AYE, DONâT COME FOR ME, BITCH. I GOT CRAMPS. I GOT CRAMPS. I GOT CRAMPS. ITâS MY TIME OF THE MONTH, NOW. DONâT FUCK WIT ME⌠BITCH!â
Lmaoooooo
I need this as an alarm tone.

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so you know the rule in fairylands where you cant eat or drink anything or youâll have to stay there forever? does like.. .eating out/sucking dick count
holy f uck jane
its a serious question
well like, the whole thing is that you cannot have consumed anything belonging to the fey realm. so, yes, probably, you would be stuck there. the same would apply if you just straight up ate a fairy.
new question: would deepthroating count in this case even w/o swallowing
no. temporary doesnât count, otherwise fairies would all be running about sticking their hands in your mouth to get human servants.
you gotta digest it.
so like??? if you puke afterwards?? maybe it doesnât count?
huh! i wonder how long is enough time for it to be legit. like whatever goes through your stomach immediately condemns you no matter if you throw it up later?
Well Persephone only ate 6 seeds so she only stayed 6 months, so maybe if you spat out most of it youâd just be condemned to the occasional day âBRB got go pay the two day toll for fellating a fairy.â
âyou wanna come over for the weekend?â
âoh man im so sorry i sucked some fairy dick once and now i have to keep coming back to do it againâ its a long storyâ
âyou what nowâ
i can hardly believe this isnât already the plot of an Oglaf comic
now that u said it im really surprised as well
what the fuck did i just read
Why ISNâT this an Oglaf comic yet?
Iâm so happy that iâm not the only person who thinks of questions like these. I love you all so much.
Iâm not convinced by this, actually!
Like, this analysis treats it as a substance problem, i.e. âedible matter from fairyland has properties that, if ingested, physically prevent you from being able to return to the real world.â
But OTOH, a recurring theme throughout fairy stories is that theyâre all aboutâŚrules and exchanges and agreements with really steep interest rates:
âIâll do you this favor, but if you donât guess my name youâll have to give me your first-born child.â
âYouâre gonna be real good at everything but when youâre 16 youâre gonna prick your finger and die.â
âYou loaned me $2 for the bus when I looked like a beggar, so now hereâs a literal pile of gold and shit.â
Not to mention that in Childe Rowland, one of the central âif you eat food from fairyland youâre stuck thereâ stories, Rowland manages to retrieve his siblings despite them all presumably having chowed down on fairy food â all it took was beating the Fairy King in a swordfight and threatening to chop his head off.
The takeaway, I think, is that the food thing a matter of implicit exchange: if you get your grub on in fairyland, youâre accepting their hospitality and eating food that they own. This means you owe them, which the fairies can magically leverage to prevent you from leaving.
(You can probably get around this by explicitly agreeing to pay for your meal before you sit down to eat. From what I remember, fairies donât seem capable of pulling a âHaha, we had an agreement but youâre fucked anyways!â maneuver, so if they agree to let you leave they might even be forced to help you leave.)
Which brings us to the matter at hand: if you blow a fairy youâre doing them a favor! They owe you.
AndâŚtheyâre a fairy, so if you didnât agree to terms beforehand they might not repay you in a way thatâs ultimately helpful or safe, but it certainly doesnât seem like theyâd be able to, like, pat you on the head and be like âThanks, youâre really good at this buuuuuuut also youâre stuck here forever now.â
Instead, what seems more likely isâŚI dunno, showing up to your wedding years later and giving you a beautiful white horse that always comes when called, while loudly praising you as truly deserving it for giving them them simply the best oral theyâve had in years.Â
Or they feel obligated to show up at your house a couple days a year. So, like
âyou wanna come over for the weekend?â
âoh man Iâm so sorry i sucked some fairy dick once and now he always comes by over memorial day weekend and helps me out with minor home repairs.â
âyou what nowâ
This is my favorite act of intellectual bugfuckery on this entire website, when I die I want someone to print this out and place it in my grave with me so I can cherish it forever.
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