Cranky Corvid

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

clap. clap for fat gay women

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

getting yourself to do things is so hard omg you fucking little idiot get up

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now