Calvin Price

I’m sending him a friend request LMAO

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

this is beautiful

@sicklesbian @lightgetsout

@elecocochoco

Quickly somebody do a ply spy

Woah this is really great!!

I made ace trace

Oh my god I love all of these

my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY

Mitochondria machine broke

actually the funny thing is that this post is basically describing what researchers now think is the underlying cause in chronic fatigue syndrome (as in there is notable dysfunction in mitochondria that means less ATP is produced, especially under stresses)

THIS BITCH EMPTY

Y E E T

Concept: one of those cliché angel/demon romances, except the demon is the stuffy, orthodox one and the angel is like “hold my beer”.

#demon: youre SUPPOSED to be a background influence!! no one is supposed to see you!!! youre not supposed to leave any sign of ur presence!#angel *sneezes and twenty feathers drift to the ground*: lmao im gonna cure this chicks blindness and make that guy rethink his life choices (via @andsotheuniverseended)

demon: *sits there drawing up a long contract for a lawyer’s human soul, working out the loopholes because lawyers are sneaky* angel: i think that dude is on lsd lmao i’m gonna go talk to him in my true form demon: don’t you have burning wings and a thousand eyes or something angel: haha ye deom: *long sigh*

i miss 2012 indie folk like there’s a huge thing to be said for music that makes you feel like you’re speeding past a redwood forest on a foggy road in the pacific northwest

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

i am not a person at 8am

if there was ever a movie about straight people that can compare to love simon it’s to all the boys i’ve loved before and that’s that on that