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Why is this funny

Where can I get one of these?

I don’t remember this scene from the matrix

always reblog bees

important bee news

@cinensis

Wow. Animals truly are something else.

Wow. 

Ok, I’ll bite. What’s capitalism?

capitalism is the generally ritualistic practice of eating the flesh of one’s own species

No, that’s cannibalism. Capitalism is the scientific name of the plant you smoke when you want to relax

No, that’s cannabis. Capitalism is an electronic handheld device that’s used for doing math.

No that’s a calculator. Capitalism is the eastern European mountain range mostly in Romania.

No, that’s the Caucasus. Capitalism is a fat worm that becomes a butterfly. 

No that’s a caterpillar. Capitalism is when you have your testicles removed.

No that’s castration. Capitalism is when something truly terrible happens and everyone stands around saying that it was probably the will of God and there’s nothing to be done about it since that system works.

No, that’s a catastrophe. Capitalism is a behavioral syndrome marked by an inability to move normally. The word “Capitalistic” is also often used in casual language to refer to a person who doesn’t appear to be responding to any stimuli from the outside world.

No, that’s catatonic. Capitalism is a religion led by a man in a funny hat who trades in souls.

No, that’s Catholicism. Capitalism is another name for the governor of a castle.

That’s a constable. Capitalism is what you feel when someone gets what’s coming to them or falls by their intrinsic character flaws. It’s a kind of emotional release.

No, that’s catharsis. Capitalism is a gradually occurring opacity of the lens of the eye that eventually causes blindness.

VAN EYCK

I lost it at the end.

Van Eyck also signed his name in ways that loosely translated to “Eyck was here.”

the fact that lights don’t start flickering ominously and short-circuiting whenever i’m upset is maximally unsexy and not at all excellent if you ask me

Dissolve milk powder with more milk to create Ultra Milk

Dissolve instant coffee with more coffee to create Ultra Coffee

Put Ultra Milk in your Ultra Coffee.

Together they form a complete goatee