Random Quotes Taken Out Of Context

“you're such a wonderful misuse of gods gift of consciousness”

My hot take is that if Qui Gon hadn’t died Anakin wouldn’t have turned to the dark side

“call me bisexual the way I'm a city with unique advantages etc in bed”

“Time is stupid why does it keep happening!”

“the only men i like are women”

My father about coconut milk: It probably wouldn’t be good for you if you injected it into your body

“I just had to take my nebulizor again I can’t believe George Bush let the terrorists win”

“jesus was probably freaky who knows, he had 12 disciples that followed him around”

“Kids are basically just animals but human”

“the libs r telling me to do more drugs … this is the america”

Me, to my mother: If you’re gonna start crying about how I don’t have a job cause of the Nazis I’m definitely going back inside

“take me down to the dissociation city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty”

“Call me scurvy the way this vegetable with hummus makes me sick. Or something.”