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orcboxer

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it

argumate

to Germans they’re just regular shepherds

inoffizielles-deutschland

as a german I feel the need to disrupt your funny tumblr post with the truth.

royalblueghost

When I am elected president I will institute a law saying that anyone with a net worth over 50 million must, at their own expense, employ a Jester. They must feed, clothe, and house the Jester according to the Jesters wishes, may not fire the Jester, and may not retaliate against the Jester, as the Jester will have Jesters Privileges.

One must spend at least three hours per day on the company of your Jester, and allow the Jester access to your quarterly reports.

The Jesters will be chosen by voluntary lottery. Jesters will be regularly interviewed to make sure they have not become Lackeys.

This law will prevent rich folk from being surrounded with vapid yes-men. A lot of problems with the world right now are happening becuse rich and powerful men don’t have anybody on hand to say “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”

discoursedrome

monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

gallusrostromegalus

So a guy I went to middle school with now works in the vatican and according to Cam, the rules on:

Whether you can leave emoji reacts in the groupchat

Whether you can leave regular messages in the groupchat

Whether you can HAVE a groupchat

Whether you can have Electronic Devices

-vary from one silent monastic order to another, but none of them have ever successfully banned "Long trail of increasingly hostile post-it messages on the fridge".

locked-keye

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dittography-direwolf

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

jewishbarbies

so christopher nolan drilled into an active historical site to rig a scene, dumped a bunch of plastic skeletons into the ocean with no plan to fish them out, and ruined an actual Viking ship on loan from sweden and refuses to pay for damages. all for that garbage movie.

prismatic-bell

J. K. Rowling is now posting upskirt photos of trans women and making fat jokes about them. This is all because this woman blocked her on Twitter.

I hope this woman presses charges so fast it makes this bitch's head spin.

Reminder that if you're still engaging with Harry Potter, YOU ARE SUPPORTING ACTIVE SEXUAL ASSAULT.

prismatic-bell

You know, in light of this, I can't help but wonder if it's a good time to contact HBO and Scholastic and ask if they want their brands associated with a woman who commits sexual crimes.

captain-price-returns

Literally cartoonishly evil.

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eggsaladstain

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

liberalsarecool

asparklethatisblue

give it up for the bat polycule

asparklethatisblue

great news, Pinto the polyamorous bat is also fat

asparklethatisblue

I need people to know that bats don't carry more diseases than any other wild animal would 😭 You shouldn't be touching wild bunnies either! Bats in wildlife rehab usually are injured or ill to begin with, unless they got in by being exhausted and malnourished from being trapped inside a house for example. And you could get them sick with humans germs as well. Not to mention, a scared little bat will start biting, gloves will keep you safe there too

homunculus-argument

Would you rather be hunted down by...

five ancient Greek furies (unarmed)

fifty modern German furries (with crossbows)

Voting ended onMar 4, 2025

bullet-proof-butch

Is the German-ness of these furries a reference to something?

homunculus-argument

No, it just felt unfair to me personally that the furies get assigned a nationality and the furries don't.

mutt-boy

lets overthrow mama

corporation-cats

theadventuresofmichaelpawlak

If you just had a clear box, you’d know that Schrodinger’s cat is alive and very confused.

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