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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@bitplayer8147
Name: J
Pronouns: He/Him
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Posts: #bitposts
Food pics: #bitcooks

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The answer to your question: almonds.
Let me be clear this was put- this was put into this fuckin questionnaire. To come for me. And I’m gonna explain something:
If you’re at home, and you’re Afraid to tell your gaming group, that you’re a snacker-
I’ve got your back. Okay? -Because its OKAYtofuckinsnack. Alright?
When you’re out there-liSOME OF US
SWEAT
From The
Moment we w-wake up
To The
Moment we go to sleep.
Some of Our
BoOodieeeS
are betraying us Constantly. …i-
wOULD I HAVE CHOSEN?
this
Paper White.
Fur Covered.
Constantly Sweating body?
(cackling)
NO. iwouldn’thave. Does it require
Constant (??)
Almonds?yes.
(guffawing & wheezing)
Almonds All the time. okay?
And I’m not gonna APOLOGIZE becausethesetwofucking
Elevated Beings.
These two. Hovering-uhuh-w-wwhats the wwhatawhatathe Preeeee the:
pre-skeksis
pre-mystic
Light Beings from The Dark Crystal. YOU TWO.
SOME OF US ARE POD PEOPLE. OKAY?
I’m a little
PODLING.
and i NEED to Snack. If I could have
another Mouth. in my back.
(more confused wheezing)
So that I could- the Biggest du-bObsticle in my GMing. Alright? uh huh Is that the same place I
talk from
is where the
food needs to go.
we knowwhattogethim for christmas
a mouth in my back!
a mouth back!
So that I can have a Friend
Shoveling Salami into an open furnace in my torso
while i
Narrate.
…
AND I’M NOT SORRY
I LIKE TO SNACKto answer your question
almonds.
I feel like tumblr is giving me a somewhat skewed impression of what breaking bad is about
The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.
However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.
That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.
yuh i was there, that's how it happened
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
Y’ALL NEED JESUS
Please stop reblogging this post
This post made my water break
In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.
WHAT
God, I love this accursed website.
Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!
Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now
Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)
Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol
Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)
It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”

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Everyone's Friend
POV: you had to bomb Antarctica 5 hours ago
I feel Stratt’s internal struggles even if Andy Weir didn’t intend them
It sucks that the only way to begin is by beginning
it's even worse that the only way to learn is by playing and the only way to win is by learning
But the only way to begin is by beginning. So let's begin.
everyone lives AU in which, 10 years or so after chara first falls into the underground, reports begin to surface of another human roaming the ruins... and of course prince asriel can't leave well enough alone.
(bonus: their respective punishments)
Nah. Actually I need more people to talk about Becky Barnes.
She buys toys for the sick children at her job. She works as a nurse. At a hospital for kids. The entire town ignored the clear and obvious signs of physical abuse she was suffering FOR YEARS and did nothing about it. She has no real connections to anyone because her husband beat the shit out of anyone she ever talked to and herself if she tried to form them.
One day, when she finally fought back, he grabbed a fucking KNIFE to put an end to it.
To save her own life, she stabbed her husband in the fucking throat in the middle of the witchwoods and walked out of there alive and free with blood on her hands.
And she went back to work at the same job he forced her to take because the kids there needed her. She went back to living in the same town that still refused to see her for who she was and what she had gone through.
They all believed he left her and instead of pity, assume she did something to drive him off.
Meanwhile she does not regret what she did. In fact, she secretly hopes he died out there in those woods. As alone as he made her feel.
Absolutely insane to me that a character like this exists and that she's so rarely mentioned in this fandom.

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gearheads & science nerds
i don't think eva stratt chose to be in the position she's in. no one with half a mind would choose to take on that kind of insane responsibility knowing very well that you will be blamed for everything, doesn't matter whether you control it or not.
there was a vote, which means there was a list, which means they probably came up with criteria over several weeks of arguments and discussions. then, they tried to find people that fit as many of them as possible, and that's how you get said list.
a very, very short list. diplomats, politicians, leaders — capable people that are good at what they do and speak several languages and seem like they could handle the pressure. people that are already perceived as something other than human.
then, they voted. maybe in rounds, maybe the list was short enough to sort it out with one. either way, eva won, but it didn't feel like a win.
it felt like being chosen as a sacrifice, a scapegoat, turned into someone who gives up being human for the greater good. they honour you, at first, revere you maybe, but people care about exactly two things: money and power.
so soon enough, saving humanity became secondary to selfish gain. eva stopped being the noble leader and became the enemy, and she knew it was going to happen, knew it was only going to get worse. but she didn't really have much of a choice, did she?
she has no immediate family.
she doesn't even have a dog.
she has no one who cares about her as a person, a human.
what's one life compared to billions?
"We want more complicated female characters!"
Ya'll couldn't even handle HER.
Important tags to include actually.
oftentimes the appeal of a character is that they are a loser who sucks and their soul and their essence is that of a greasy stoner and then you check the fanart and theyre being drawn like pop stars and its just not right. it just aint right
is this anything

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It would have been much harder to figure everything out if their roles had been reversed... I saw a great cosplay of human!Rocky wearing overalls and others drawing him as James Ortiz and I also wanted to give it a go.
I love them both your honor.