A Phoenix Rising

you... actually look like that?

thank you for remembering. sometimes people forget me.

it's interesting watching you. the way you carry yourself when you use magic.

why are you so angry at your father? he wants to help and you know he does.

no one needs to see my arse.

you're set on being sad forever.

remember, do not use it like a sword.

i'd just eat the cheese.

always knew you were up to something.

you didn't always have a beard.

sometimes love isn't enough.

there were so many wonderful hats.

you're happier now, [name].

you have so many feelings.

i am uncertain whether to believe you.

the world doesn't make sense to them. it's too real.

you're right about that. they would.

do you need to eat? or sleep?

you would stop it if you could.

i can't tug it loose without tearing it.

stop. it isn't about you.

i believe i can work with that.

you have other things to carry.

you're serious, aren't you?

you let it keep hurting because you think hurting is who you are.

it is because you think you have to?

you ask a lot of questions, [name].

why be ashamed? power should be respected, not swept under the carpet.

i'll have to steal that one.

hey, when this is all done, if you ever need my help for anything, you just ask, all right?

maybe you're not a complete moron.

we were having a moment, and now you've ruined it.

i can't believe you drank that swill at the tavern.

i'm well aware you lied to me.

that is... remarkably decent of you.

i don't want to think about that right now.

you need a hairbrush.

when you charge at them, you make them hit you.

i'm curious about you. i had no idea something like you was possible.

how do you want to be remembered? valiant yet sexy rebel against the status quo?

it's not easy finding people willing to shoulder such a terrible responsibility.

it's not such a terrible thing. some of my best friends are murderers.

who's judging now?

i know your kind.

i know that what comes out of your mouth is the same drivel that comes out of theirs.

careful i don't club you on the head.

if i had something to say, i'd say it.

if we're going to fight at each other's side, we need to get along.

enough, both of you.

you said i could ask you questions.

how do you get your hair to do that?

do you think we could ever be friends?

killing him won't make anything better.

if you really cared, you could ask.

you caught the eye of a young woman in that last village.

i just need to know you're capable of higher thought. for my own comfort.

i question your reasons for being here.

my reasons for being here are the same as yours.

i think that's the first time i've heard you admit anything is complicated.

what made you change your mind?

i will try to be more like you.

you should learn to watch your back.

i mean. could be naked more. that'd be better.

beardy people are supposed to be jolly.

why are you complaining?

you're smirking again.

right, here we go. what is it from you?

there is no need to tell anyone that.

does yelling while we're walking around count?

stop pointing that at me!

Sapphire & Steel Sentences, Condensed

(Sentences from Sapphire & Steel (1978-1982). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"He's a shade too serious, but you'll get used to him."

"If you know so much about me, then perhaps you would like to say who you are?"

"You can't enter into time, but sometimes time can try to enter into the present - break in, burst through and take things."

"I don't trust you. I can't trust you. I don't know who you are or where you come from."

"Don't you know your history?"

"There's something wrong. It's too easy."

"The darkness is for the dead."

"You don't belong with the living."

"I thought you were always the expert on history?"

"I would never think of making a ghost angry!"

"Would you say it's possible to have such things as ghosts of the living?"

"Time itself is in danger."

"Time is the measure of durational continuous existence without reference to extension in space."

"How is it you seem to know more than I do?"

"I have very positive origins. Inexpressible, maybe, but positive."

"I never make mistakes! In fact, I'm incapable of making mistakes!"

"Don't thank me. It's not you I care about."

"It is my job to safeguard the structure of time - the past, present, and future."

"Do you like frightening children?"

"If you could, would you bring him back to life?"

"You're up to something! I know the signs!"

"How else do humans destroy one another?"

"You're asking me to believe that you're a kind of interplanetary police force?"

"Time is not as rigid a concept as most people would believe."

"We don't have time for any more questions!"

"I thought you were special, but you're not, are you?"

"Would you have me be the man who destroyed the human race?"

"I don't belong to this time period."

Workplace Sentences, Vol. 12

(Sentences from various sources for professional muses and/or muses that work together. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I'm sorry, is this a discussion about professionalism?"

"We're a hell of a team, you and me!"

"You do your job and I'll do mine."

"In case you haven't noticed, we are having a little bit of a crisis here!"

"I must warn you that my patience is not inexhaustible."

"Do you have the day off tomorrow?"

"I've never taken a sick day in my life!"

"Just because everyone else is letting their standards slip, doesn't mean I have to."

"I didn't ask for this assignment. I want to make that clear."

"I know this is serious, but you can still smile. You're allowed to enjoy things."

"Why am I just seeing this now?"

"I sort of have this reputation of being a professional."

"If you think I'm going to bail you out of your responsibilities, you've got another thing coming."

"You've made some interesting career choices."

"Listen, we need to know exactly how worried we need to be."

"Don't tell me you've broken the habit of a lifetime and actually found a job?"

"You think I'm dumb, don't you?"

"Your conference starts at midnight?"

"Do you think I'd let you work with something second rate?"

"You can't court your boss and expect people to respect you!"

"You'll be alright without me. I'm sure you'll find others to harass."

"I guess we've both got a lot of paperwork to do, eh?"

"I don't care about your views! What do you think this is? Question time?"

"Slow down! We've got to be practical about this!"

"Do you never stop chattering?"

"Maybe somebody else ought to be in charge?"

"You're fast become a legend within this department."

"The hotel only had one room?"

Older in Age Sentences

(Sentences for muses who are older in age. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Being old doesn't make you not a babe."

"Please don't take offence, but despite your stellar past, your many years here have left you both impetuous and clumsy."

"To the good old days, whenever the hell they were!"

"Aren't you a little too grey to be making these mistakes?"

"I'm way too old to feel sexy."

"Why do you continue with this preposterous idea of resuming your career?"

"Wow, that's pretty good for a retired guy!"

"Another time, another place, if a man tried to kill me, I would've shot him or thrown him out of a window and forgotten he ever existed - but I'm older now, and mostly wiser."

"What are you trying to prove? That you're still young? That you're still relevant?"

"Have you thought about what you're going to do when you retire?"

"Are you saying I'm out of touch?"

"Don't lecture me on a job I've been doing since you couldn't wipe your ass!"

"Fighting's a young man's game. You should keep that in mind."

"Is that a grey hair?"

"How's life in retirement?"

"It's happened, hasn't it? I've become boring."

"Insidious old age comes sweeping in like winter before its time."

"We've all heard the stories about what a tough guy you once were. I wonder, are they true stories?"

"The least I can do is put up with you being a cynical old sod every now and then."

"I bet you didn't see that coming, did you, old man?"

"There was a time when I knew everybody, but that was a long time ago."

"I don't really have old man ear hair, do I?"

"I was younger and more beautiful then."

"You may be old, but you have a mind like a razor!"

"You're a bit old for daddy issues, aren't you?"

"Why don't you do yourself a favour and take early retirement?"

"Some of us get harder as we get older, and some of us get soft."

"Middle age can do funny things to a man."

"Our glory days are long gone."

"Strange how memory can come and go, isn't it?"

Sapphire & Steel Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences from Sapphire & Steel (1978-1982). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"It is my job to safeguard the structure of time - the past, present, and future."

"I'm sorry! I just wanted to play, that's all!"

"It's as if whatever it was, was alive, but in the wrong sort of way. In a different sort of way."

"Maybe you don't have a real face. Not the human kind, anyway. Am I right?"

"How do you know that name? I haven't used that name in years!"

"Do you like frightening children?"

"You're the best friend I've ever had. You could say the only friend. I don't really collect friends."

"Find every photograph of you that there is. Burn them. Never let another be taken."

"If you could, would you bring him back to life?"

"They're rather more than friends, you know."

"You're up to something! I know the signs!"

"Don't you find all that money awfully tedious?"

"I'll thank you to have more respect! Remember who it is you're addressing!"

"Oh now, this will never do! This is supposed to be a party!"

"We always play games at my parties!"

"May I offer you the first toast of the evening?"

"How else do humans destroy one another?"

"You're asking me to believe that you're a kind of interplanetary police force?"

"Time is not as rigid a concept as most people would believe."

"We don't have time for any more questions!"

"Remember, one minute's sleep before midnight is worth one hour after!"

"I thought you were special, but you're not, are you?"

"Would you have me be the man who destroyed the human race?"

"This is the future, isn't it?"

"Oh yes, they are married, but not to each other."

"I don't belong to this time period."

"What's wrong? Why are you frightened of me?"

"Have you been told anything I haven't?"

"Your eyes! What's happened to your eyes?"

"You really want to look into the future?"

"No one should have access to that kind of power!"

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings from the 2006 film, Cars. change & alter as needed.

"I eat losers for breakfast. ...Wait, maybe I should have had breakfast. A little brekky could be good for me."

"This ain't a one-man deal, kid. You ain't gonna win unless you got good folks behind you, and you let them do their job like they should."

"Hey, that must be really embarrassing. But I wouldn't worry about it... because I didn't do it!"

"And it is such an honor to be your agent that it almost hurts me to take ten percent of your winnings. And merchandising. And ancillary rights in perpetuity. Anyway!"

"I didn't see it, but I heard you were great."

"He's shooting at me! Why is he shooting at me?!"

"The sixties weren't good to you, were they?"

"Boy, you're in a heap of trouble."

"Well, if you think that's great, you should see the rest of the town."

"What did I tell you about talking to the accused?!"

"Officer, babe, talk to me. How long is this gonna take? I've got to get to [place], pronto."

"I'm gonna put him in jail 'til he rots. ...No, check that. I'm gonna put him in jail 'til the jail rots on top of him, and then I'm gonna move him to a new jail, and let that jail rot."

"Be careful. Folks around here are not firing on all cylinders, if you know what I mean."

"Oh, I am so not taking you to dinner."

"I know this may be a bad time right now, but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees."

"I'm in hillbilly hell! My IQ is dropping by the second! I'm becoming one of them!"

"Say thanks, and I'll be on my way. That's all you've got to say."

"Is he making another run for it?"

"When I say go, we go. But don't let [name] catch you."

"I tell you what, buddy, it don't get much better than this."

"You're in love with [name]! You're in love with [name]! You're in love! You love her! You love her! You really love her!"

"I knew you couldn't drive. I didn't know you couldn't read."

"Okay, you got me out here. Where are we going?"

"Well, that was my life. And you know what? It never felt... happy. So I left [place], and just drove and drove until I finally broke down right here."

"It's kinda nice to slow down every once in a while."

"Hey, listen! Listen! If anybody asks you, we were out smashing mailboxes, okay?"

"I still had a lot of stuff left in me. I never got a chance to show them."

"When is the last time you cared about something besides yourself, hot rod? You name me one time, and I will take it all back."

"There are good folks around here who care about one another. I don't want them depending on someone they can't count on."

"You've been here how long, and your friends don't even know who you are?"

"You're gonna fit right in in [place]."

"Is it true you've been in rehab? Did you have a nervous breakdown?"

"We're best buds! I ain't bragging or nothing, but I was in charge of hunting him down if he tried to escape."

"You can't buy this kind of publicity! What do you even need me for? ...That's just a figure of speech, by the way. You signed a contract."

"Good luck in [place]. I hope you find what you're looking for."

"You're a big, shining star. You're a superstar! You don't belong there, anyway."

"Don't worry about it, kid. It's the least I could do."

"I didn't come all this way just to see you quit."

"You've got a lot of stuff, kid."

a collection of my personal favorite quotes, phrases, and sayings from the 1998-2006 television sitcom, That '70s Show. change & alter as needed.

"Well, damn, [name], I can't control the weather!"

"If I could run across a beach into my own arms, I would."

"Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy."

"What did you eat for breakfast? Carnation Instant Bitch?"

"Why do you think the Martians won't land here? Because they're green, and they know people are going to make fun of them."

"It's every little girl's dream to get married out of spite!"

"We keep our Christmas decorations down there! Baby Jesus was watching!"

"If this van's a-rockin'... we're in there, doing it."

"Well, I'd like to help, but not as much as I'd like not to."

"Anyone else feel like a rainbow?"

"My heart aches with pain. When I see you, I vomit. Die away from me."

"The beautiful cannot be held responsible for the havoc our looks create."

"My foot is shaking, it wants to kick his ass so bad!"

"Just once, I want the right thing and the topless thing to be the same thing!"

"If you don't get caught, everything is legal."

"I am not drunk! I am upset! ...And drunk."

"Where Zen ends, ass-kicking begins."

"Life is too short to spend it with people who annoy you."

"I'm a hot-looking, smooth-talking, frisky-ass son of a bitch."

"[Name], get in the car. We're going on a freaking date."

"When I go to the hospital, I like to not die."

"Crack a book, you lazy son of a bitch."

"If you really do love her, there's only one thing to do, man. You got to dump her, and live free."

"I'm going to go out, meet some boys, and crush their hearts one by one."

"I'm like ketchup. I go good on everything."

"I was never happy. I was just less pissed off."

"So that's what an adulteress is! I always thought it was a tiny adult."

"For your information, I'm already sorry I was ever born."

"What are you gonna put on your résumé? Dumbass?"

"I'd get up, but my back is still sore from that knife you stuck in it."

"I don't want to go outside! There are people out there!"

"I cannot be held responsible for the things that come out of my mouth!"

"Oh, no. Now I have to act normal."

"You can hit him in the groin with a banjo."

"Well, I've got to go to sleep, because I have a big day of misery ahead of me tomorrow."

"I don't need another friend. I've already got two."

"Seeing you work hard and take pride in what you do... I lost respect for you, man."

"I wanted to get you a card, but they don't have one for our specific situation. So, here — happy first communion."

"I could kill you without making a sound."

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings from the 1992 novel The Secret History by Donna Tartt. change & alter as needed.

"I suppose, at one time in my life, I might have had any number of stories, but now there is no other. This is the only story I will ever be able to tell."

"If there's one thing I'm good at, it's lying on my feet. It's a sort of gift I have."

"I am nothing in my soul if not obsessive."

"He can't be all that elitist if he accepted me."

"Well, if he doesn't know, I'm not going to tell him."

"No person, no matter how beloved, can ever truly understand us."

"Bloody, terrible things are sometimes the most beautiful."

"Let God consume us, devour us, unstring our bones... then spit us out, reborn."

"I mean to say, [name] is a handsome fellow and a sterling character, but I wouldn't want to marry him, would I?"

"You had better watch out. I've heard some weird shit about those people."

"You're always saying that, [name], but I just don't think it's true."

"[Name], put me down. I'm bleeding all over you."

"You shouldn't push your friends away like that. The best friends you'll ever have are the ones you're making right now."

"I told you, I don't have any friends here."

"I think it's good to change the place where one sleeps from time to time. It gives one more interesting dreams."

"I mean, he's not what you think. Or what [name] thinks, or anybody else. For a while there, he had me fooled but good."

"The appeal to stop being yourself, even for a little while, is very great."

"You're being so nice about this. I feel awfully embarrassed by the whole thing."

"Well, you may or may not know this, but [name] is a little jealous of you."

"Jesus, [name], you know everything. You make me sick."

"They say the same about arsenic, but I wouldn't like to try it."

"Anything I do will be dangerous, you know."

"What do you and [name] need a secret code for?"

"A person can do an awful lot of talking in twelve hours."

"If we keep it as casual as possible, no one will give us a second glance. People don't pay attention to ninety percent of what they see."

"Really, there's nothing to worry about. It seems risky, but if you look at it logically, it couldn't be safer."

"Who do you think [name] would be more apt to believe?"

"Forgive me for being blunt, but if you think you have any influence over [name], you're sadly mistaken. He's not particularly fond of you, and if I may speak plainly, he never has been."

"There were some things you had to know, I suppose, but I feel I've done you a disservice by involving you this far."

"What is unthinkable is undoable."

"Anyway, you want to come to this party?"

"You idiot. Did you know your shirt is on inside out?"

"I had a dream tonight. You were in it."

"I need more than coffee."

"I'm embarrassed that people will think we went to see such bad movies."

"He knows we're lying. He just doesn't know what we're lying about."

"I prefer to think of it as a redistribution of matter."

"These guys will chop you up and put you in a garbage bag for twenty bucks."

"You know, we've done a terrible thing."

"You know, I'm really not attracted to you."

"Anything is grand if it's done on a large enough scale."

"You look as if you were in a barroom brawl."

"People get upset, all of a sudden they want to listen to old hippie garbage they would never listen to if they were in their right mind. When my cat died, I had to go out and borrow all these Simon & Garfunkel records."

"By the way, I've been meaning to ask, what did you do to your eye?"

"Murder is pollution. The murderer defiles everyone he comes into contact with. And the only way to purify blood is through blood."

"You amaze me. You think nothing exists if you can't see it."

"He loved you, too. He would have wanted you to know that. You know that, don't you, dear?"

"Do you think I should go to the hospital?"

"I didn't take anything. You know very well I didn't."

"I would've told them anything if I thought they'd send me home."

"I mean, I've been drinking a bit more than I should. I'm the first to admit that."

"I never brought your name up, man. I hardly fucking know you. But they got it from somewhere. And it wasn't from me."

"Look at [name]. Don't you just love him? If he called me up and asked me to marry him, I would do it in, like, one second."

"Is death really so terrible a thing? It seems terrible to you, because you are young, but who is to say he is not better off now than you are? Or — if death is a journey to another place — that you will not see him again?"

"I'm not taking sides. I just think whatever you're doing, you picked a bad time to do it."

"[Name], it's none of my business, but I hope for God's sake you know what you're doing."

"What the hell is wrong with you? Why do you have to make things so hard for everybody?!"

"You don't feel a great deal of emotion for other people, do you?"

"My life, for the most part, has been very stale and colorless. Dead, I mean. The world has always been an empty place to me."

"I know I said earlier that he was perfect, but he wasn't perfect. Far from it — he could be silly and vain and remote and often cruel, and still, we loved him, in spite of, because."

"Flesh and blood are frail and weak, and there comes a time when we have to transcend our teachers."

"I loved him more than my own father. I loved him more than anyone in the world."

"I don't care what happens to him. I don't care if he dies. I wish he was dead."

"[Name] can't hurt you. You're perfectly safe out here."

"Kidnap is not the word that I would use."

"So, you've come to kill me?"

"If you want to shoot me, [name], go ahead and do it. It'll be the stupidest thing you ever did in your life."

"The stupidest thing I ever did in my life was listening to you."

"I managed to get out of taking my French exams next week, due to the very excellent excuse of having a gunshot wound to the stomach."

"Forgive me, for all the things I did, but mostly for the ones I did not."

"You know, everybody is saying that you're dead."

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings from the 2003 film, Elf. change & alter as needed.

"Maybe, by next Christmas, you'll have a home."

"Silly as it sounds, a lot of people down south don't believe in Santa Claus."

"I'll be okay. I just need a glass of water."

"I think there's something I probably should tell you. You probably should have found out a long time ago."

"You're 6'3, and you've had a beard since you were fifteen."

"All I'm saying is, this might be the golden opportunity to find out who you really are."

"So, I hear you're going on a little journey to the big city."

"Listen, some people... they just lose sight of what's important in life. That doesn't mean they can't find their way again."

"You look like you came from the North Pole."

"I'm just trying to get through the holidays."

"Please stop talking to me."

"If you can sing alone, you can sing in front of other people. There's no difference."

"I didn't know you were naked!"

"By the way... I think you have the most beautiful singing voice in the whole wide world."

"You sit on a throne of lies!"

"I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating..."

"Why is there a skeleton over there?"

"What do you want for Christmas?"

"It's a little complicated, but it's nothing that we can't handle."

"First, we'll make snow angels for two hours, and then we'll go ice skating, and then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse cookie dough as fast as we can."

"You want to make me happy, don't you?"

"Things worked out pretty good. They gave me a restraining order."

"I really wanted to see you. And I think you're beautiful. And I feel really warm when I'm around you."

"Oh? Fun? So felonies are fun now? See, I thought felonies were felonies."

"How are we gonna get the star on top?"

"It smells like mushrooms, and everyone looks like they want to hurt me."

"It ain't gonna be easy, but I think it's worth a shot."

"Well, don't be too late, [name]! It's Christmas Eve!"

"I'm sorry I ruined your lives. And crammed eleven cookies into the VCR."

"I don't belong here. I don't belong anywhere."

"I know you may be a little, um... chemically imbalanced. But you've been right about a lot of things."

"I don't want you to leave."

"Christmas spirit is about believing, not seeing."

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings from the 2021 Netflix film, A Boy Called Christmas. change & alter as needed.

"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."

"If you believe you can do something, you're halfway there."

"We manage with what we have."

"Are you okay? Would you like a glass of water? I can ring a little bell, and someone will bring it."

"We all need hope. A spark of magic, to keep us all going."

"It's just a word. It doesn't have to mean anything."

"Oh, stop complaining. I'm hungrier than you are."

"Why can't you have nice things in your house, like marzipan, or cake?"

"Home is not a place. It's a feeling."

"Fall off a bridge, boy. It'll hurt less."

"Do you believe in magic, [name]? Because I don't think I do anymore."

"Well, that went a lot better than expected, given that I thought we were both going to die."

"Is that a yes in reindeer?"

"Let's go with no. How about that?"

"We must always help those in trouble. Even if they're human."

"I hoped for you to be strong, and warm, and always safe."

"An impossibility is only a possibility that you don't understand yet."

"To see something, you must believe in it."

"I'm gonna be honest, kid, I did not see this one working out for us."

"Whatever it is you're looking for, you won't find it here."

"No idea what this Christmas thing is, but I love it."

"That's the saddest thing I've ever heard in my entire life."

"Christmas is the greatest day of all because it is the kindest day of all."

"You don't know the first thing about truth. Nobody does."

"How fun! I've never blown up a mouse before!"

"Let's be honest, I'm not in a position to be turning away new friend material. So, new friend, what should I call you?"

"You can handle anything, because you've already handled everything."

"Lucky for you, I've got more tricks up my sleeve. And by tricks, I mean improvised, homemade explosives."

"Being good is better than being rich, [name]. Better than anything."

"Don't look at me like that, [name]. I'm doing my best."

"You're my son. And I'm on your side, no matter what."

"There is goodness in you after all."

"You have so much good to give. It's better than anything."

"There's no way you can get to a happy ending from here."

"Happiness isn't compulsory, and nothing ever ends."

"Grief is the price we pay for love... and worth it, a million times over."

"The only thing in life that is simple and clear is the truth. But it can be painful."

"You learn to live with it. And you get stronger because of it."

"Don't be a hero. Take the win."

"They look up to you, you know. We all do."

"We must not allow what we have gained to blind us to what we may lose."

"You see enough horses with horns stuck to their heads, you get a little cynical."

"If anyone deserves the infinite joy of loving and being loved, it's you."

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings from the 1990 film, Home Alone. change & alter as needed.

"Did I burn down the joint? I don't think so."

"What am I supposed to do? Shake his hand and say, congratulations, you're an idiot?"

"You're what the French call le incompetent."

"This house is so full of people. It makes me sick."

"I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass."

"Maybe he's just trying to be nice."

"There are fifteen people in this house, and you're the only one who has to make trouble."

"Maybe you should ask Santa for a new family."

"I wish they would all just disappear."

"How fast does this thing go? Does it have automatic transmission?"

"You be positive. I'll be realistic."

"I made my family disappear."

"[Name], I'm going to feed you to my tarantula."

"If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses."

"What's wrong with you? Why do you do that? I told you not to do that."

"You're sick, you know? You're really sick."

"You're not at all worried about [name]?"

"Look, I've been awake for almost sixty hours straight. I'm tired and I'm dirty. I've been from Chicago to Paris, to Dallas, to... where the hell am I?"

"Now that I'm this close, you're telling me it's hopeless?"

"I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartner."

"You're afraid of the dark, too, [name]. You know you are."

"What's next? Rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?"

"Instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys."

"There's a lot of things going around about me, but none of it is true."

"Well, this is the place to be if you're feeling bad about yourself."

"I really like my family, even though sometimes I say I don't. Sometimes, I even think I don't. Do you get that?"

"Deep down, you'll always love them. But you can forget that you love them. You can hurt them, and they can hurt you."

"You can be a little old for a lot of things. You're never too old to be afraid."

"Bless this highly nutritious, microwavable, macaroni and cheese dinner, and the people who sold it on sale. Amen."

"Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?!"

"Maybe we shouldn't talk about this."